Stupid things friends / co-workers have said to you

p4radox · 11 May 2008 at 11:23

Pea0n said:
Blonde girl I used to work with: "What's that force in space that holds you up?"
Me and colleague: "......."

Brilliant.

hiroofheroes · 11 May 2008 at 11:35

"Turn the volume down, it going to deaf-acate us!"

And she had no idea why we all started laughing which made it far funnier.

Skeeter · 11 May 2008 at 12:17

Guy 1: "whats that advert for where the guy makes his car look like a 206?"
Guy 2: "that would be the 206 advert!"

Fox: "no, actually, dont email it, fax it to me, i need a hard copy"

Aod · 11 May 2008 at 12:32

Skeeter said:
Fox: "no, actually, dont email it, fax it to me, i need a hard copy"

err, whats wrong with that?
Printed emails don't legally count as hardcopies because they can be manipulated before being printed. Faxes can't.

Steedie · 11 May 2008 at 12:36

Skeeter said:
Fox: "no, actually, dont email it, fax it to me, i need a hard copy"

Yeah what's the problem with that one? lol

MikeTimbers · 11 May 2008 at 12:42

faxes fade and are not legal evidence. The only form of electronic communication which is accepted as legal proof of transmission is telex.

Which no-one uses any more.

RoboCod · 11 May 2008 at 12:56

MikeTimbers said:
faxes fade and are not legal evidence. The only form of electronic communication which is accepted as legal proof of transmission is telex.

Which no-one uses any more.

Hmm, depends, but I see what you're saying.

frogboy · 11 May 2008 at 13:19

"Is Japan in the Euro?"

She was deadly serious as well.. :eek:

megatron · 11 May 2008 at 16:13

Fantom said:
Awesome

I seem to recall a speech by a kid in our school (15-16 years old) to do with science and organisms... the word "orgasm" found its way into said speech I felt like laughing my head off for two seconds then realised how uncomfortable the poor girl had become

Exactly the same thing happened in my biology class. Emma Potter meant to say "organism" and said orgasm, the whole class laughed.