Poll: Sunbeds naked or not ?

[Maccapacca]

What’s the convention with sunbeds? Naked or not?

Not the ones by the pool or in your garden, the electric one with tubes?

Factor 50 on the old chap?

 

[Duke]

Depends how much cancer you want?

 

[Malevolence]

When I have my UV treatment at the hospital in what's is basically a vertical sunbed with a door, I have to wear nothing but goggles and a sock. There's just something wrong with a fit nurse asking you if your junk is safely tucked away.

 

[dlockers]

Tuck it between your legs just make sure you wiped thoroughly if no2 was recent

 

[dlockers]

When I have my UV treatment at the hospital, it's basically a vertical sunbed with a door, I have to wear nothing but a sock.

What about your other foot?

 

[Malevolence]

What about your other foot?

Was editing my post as you posted. Sweet dreams, don't have nightmares.

 

[m@rty]

Burn your pee pee? No thanks

 

[Diddums]

Men in sunbeds, bloody hell.

They'll be letting women vote next

 

[teenwolf]

Pancake

 

[something daft already!!]

You have to be careful when using a sunbed as they tend to give you breasts.

 

[Dis86]

Would this not be more appropriate on mumsnet or something?

 

[Uther]

Where's the 'pancake' option?

Oh, and this...

Depends how much cancer you want?

 

[hurfdurf]

I go naked but I’m often naked on camera and don’t want tan lines. I’ve turned down work with a young lady who's only fans / clips4sale niche is partly tan lines. I’ve worked with her before that wasn’t tan line based and they were genuinely off putting, but apparently it’s a big thing amongst a small amount of people.

 

[robfosters]

I don’t know if I want to know more about hurfdurfs life or if ignorance is bliss

 

[dlockers]

I don’t know if I want to know more about hurfdurfs life or if ignorance is bliss

Chimp wrestler

 

[Richie]

No... To sunbeds as a whole, never mind being naked or not.

 

[robfosters]

No... To sunbeds as a whole, never mind being naked or not.

This tbh. I have no desire to barbecue myself once a week

 

[Dis86]

Illustrious club you're in there maccapacca. Maybe time to re-evaluate those life choices?

 

[Uther]

I don’t know if I want to know more about hurfdurfs life or if ignorance is bliss

Option 2.

 

[Em3bbs]

Don't forget to splash your Brut aftershave after and get the Brylcreem on.