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Stranger: m or f?
You: F
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: how old?
Stranger: 40
You: cool
Stranger: u?
You: 11
Stranger: too young
You: for what?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hellllooooo
You: this is rather pointless
You: I think I may leave
Stranger: what?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: which country?
You: How you doing ?
You: Sorry, UK. You?
Stranger: china
You: Wow, cool!
Stranger: third one...........
You: Finished with my woman :(
Stranger: //////////
You: cos she couldn't help me with my mind.
You: People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time...
Stranger: you are a student?
You: No
Stranger: love could make a man crazy
You: All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy.
You: Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify...
You: Can you help me ?
Stranger: ..........
You: Occupy my brain...
Stranger: as you........
You: oh yeah
Stranger: I am same
You: I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
Stranger: my dad has come..........
Stranger: sorry......
Stranger: it is 2:00 in china
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Stranger: booo
You: boo
Stranger: arrrgh
You: you a ghost or something?
Stranger: *runs away*
You: im a ninja
Stranger: nopes i'ms scareds of dem
You: pirate?
Stranger: im not afraid of the dark, just the ninjas that hide in it :s
Stranger: yup i am a pirate
Stranger: arrrgggghhh1
You: sucks to be you then
You: im a ninja
Stranger: yuh...
You: where you from?
Stranger: Arrrgghhhh me heartys
You: *swish*
Stranger: I be from jolly old timbucktu
You: nice
You: im from tokyo
Stranger: arrrrgghhh nice place but it be not on teh 7 seas
You: it ****** well is
You: i can swim faster than your boat
Stranger: arrghhh me map lies argghhh
You: its a rubbish map
You: i suggest google maps sea beta
Stranger: arrrghhh be it so
You: and stop with your arrghing ill have to sneak up behind you and kill you with your own sword
Stranger: ok
Stranger: calm it down now
You: ocuk?
Stranger: qoi?
You: you'd know if you were
You: where you really from?
Stranger: home and away
You: cool
Stranger: brb dinner
 
Lots of Chinese, people who disconnect as soon as they find out you're male, Finnish, and kids. As someone said above; welcome to the 1990s :( LOL Not found an OcUKer yet.
 
Tis quite funny. I like it.

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Stranger: tell me a secret about yourself no one else knows'
You: I had a **** in the work toilets yesterday
Stranger: ...
You: ....
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Stranger: Hey there
You: Where?
You: *looks over shoulder*
Stranger: Boy or girl?
You: What would you prefer I was ;)
Stranger: Whatever you wanna be.
You: Can I be a penguin?
Stranger: Preferably.
You: I like penguins
You: Preferably you say? Do you have a penguin fetish?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: listen
You: do you want to know a secret?
Stranger: what?
You: do you promise not to tell?
Stranger: sure, ehy not
Stranger: *why
You: closer, let me whisper in your ear.
Stranger: wtf
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Stranger: hello

You: Ahoy hoy

Stranger: wats up

You: The sky

Stranger: that is a smart answr haha

You: One presumes you live in the colonies? AKA America?

Stranger: yes where u from

You: England... how many other countries have colonised you in the last 400 years? :p

Stranger: whats that supposed to mean

You: Damn, do Americans not have school? LOL

Stranger: yes we do I go to MIT

You: You attend MIT and don't know what colonisation is?

Stranger: gotta go physics

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: bonjour
Stranger: bonjour monsierus / madmoiselle. madame
Stranger: ;]
You: je ne parlais francais!
Stranger: caution; my french sucks ;
You: sprechen sie deutsch?
Stranger: english i prefer
You: ja, ich auch, ich kann deutsch nicht sprechen.
Stranger: unfortunatelly, deutsh is a wet blanket for me
You: habla espanol?
Stranger: woaaaaa..... multi languege?
Stranger: mówisz po polsku?
You: nyet. govorite po ruskii?
Stranger: gawariu
Stranger: niemnożko
You: ya nye govorioo po ruskii.
You: can y'all speak american dude?
Stranger: not good
Stranger: couldnt we justspeak english?
You: god dammit man, this is never gunna work!
You: i goddan idea mate, can ya speak australian?
Stranger: Im not wise enough ;]
Stranger: szuszaaalkaioakakss
Stranger: can we xD
You: bonzer mate! thad'll work!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: UK. u?
Stranger: Finland
You: Finland? Where's that?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Do you know Sweden?
You: Aren't they all like 6 foot blondes and stuff?
You: Do you have HOVIS in finland?
Stranger: no
You: Such a shame. It's king of all breads. Food of the gods. Kicks the arse out of Kingsmill.
Stranger: Finland is neighbor for russia
You: Ah, I know now,
Stranger: :)
You: so you m or f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: cool, me too
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hoe old are you?
Stranger: *How
You: 15? U?
Stranger: mee too!! :D
Stranger: *mer
Stranger: *me too
Stranger: xD
You: No Wai!
Stranger: whats your favourite music?
You: You sure you're not some dirty old perv bashing his bishop while chatting to young girls?
You: I like Kings of Leon
Stranger: Im 15 years old girl in finland!
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: I like My chemical romance :)
You: Oh. I got a video of me at one of their gigs. Check it out :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: omg xD
You: Rick Roll'd. Lulz
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeey!
You: ?
Stranger: how are you?
You: ?
Stranger: yeah, funny ¬
You: ?
You: OcUK?
Stranger: I'm gonna try it again. helloooo
You: why hello there, how the devil are you?
Stranger: I'm good. you?
You: very well thankyou, hows Gerald?
Stranger: damn, who is this? haha
You: I am the law ^.^
Stranger: yeah, I can see it :P
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the question is, where aren't I from?
Stranger: from anywhere, I would say
You: dammit he's onto me
Stranger: who?
Stranger: Gerald? haha
You: why gerald of course yes.
Stranger: yeah, ok, and who is gerald?
Stranger: your little boyfriend? ;P
You: That is a question that I often ponder on myself.
Stranger: haha
You: I have come to the conclusion that you are 12 am I correct?
Stranger: 15
You: oh I see, and are you from the UK like my good self?
Stranger: and maybe you are 10
Stranger: no, I'm from brazil
You: maybe?
You: oh I see, hows the weather?
Stranger: sorry, I was just wrong. you are certainly 10.
You: 17 actually but whose counting?
Stranger: hot, just like always
Stranger: never mind
You: You remind me of a stranger I once knew
You: his name was gerald
You: do you know him
You: ?
Stranger: haha never heard about him
You: I see, how unfortunate for you
Stranger: yeah, I know =/
You: Did you know I met a martian on this before
You: from the future he was
You: planned to invade earth
Stranger: did you? congratulations, then
You: with a horde of chuck Norris'
You: needless to say I was terrified
Stranger: so you gave him the tips how to go thorught with it successfuly, didn't you?
You: No, I offered to sell him a zeppelin
Stranger: did he accept it?
You: he declined and told me rice was better than HOVIS
You: impossible
Stranger: man, that's weird
You: truth is stranger than fiction
You: arm yourself, for they will be here before dawn
Stranger: totally
You: yes totally, head to toe arming is required
You: leave no part unarmed
Stranger: I'm prepared already
Stranger: don't worry about me
You: damn that was quick
You: I must warn you, chuck norris is a worthy opponent, do not underestimate the strength of many combined.
You: to do so would be foolish to say the least
Stranger: if you say so
You: oh but I do say so, and I speak it with absolute truth.
You: don't say I didn't warn you
Stranger: thanks for warning me. if it weren't you, what would it be of my life? oh god
You: gather your close friends and relatives, the battle is upon us.
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
Stranger: I'VE GOT IT, you can stop now
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: they are coming
Stranger: "disconnect" button is calling me, oh damn
You: they are coming
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You: they are coming
You: they are coming
You: farewell my friend
You have disconnected

surprised he held out that long to be honest :D
 
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