Poll: Terrible joke thread

[Sliver]

Last night I was reading a book on anti gravity. I found it really hard to put down.

 

[SlyReaper]

Today I met a comedian telling jokes in an elevator. It was funny on so many levels.

 

[OspreyO]

Why can't you keep two stags as pets?

They are two deer.

 

[OspreyO]

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennis

 

[Akagi]

Tennish. Tennish!!!

 

[Wizzfizz]

I've heard they can't come into my house and repossess my property without a warrant. Can someone confirm please?

Spoiler

 

[Brizzles]

Thread is a waste of thyme

 

[Sliver]

Thread is a waste of thyme

lol

 

[peterwalkley]

Grabs salted popcorn.

 

[Lartyconshayo]

What oregano do ?

 

[MookJong]

This thread is a cardamon sin, we should ban the OP I sage.

 

[Nitefly]

If OP were a spice blend.

Spoiler

 

[Whitewater]

Just ask them to get back in their van and chive off.

 

[NewGamer11]

Mega ban.

 

[Haggisman]

If they've managed to track you down then maybe it's time to skip the country, I recommend going turmeric-a.

If I were in your situation, I'd always be opening the door gingerly, although when they turn up, you could try just giving them some lovage

 

[crazy8s]

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can...

Scandinavian

 

[NewGamer11]

Name change to ScwartzRep for OP

 

[EGuitarStar]

BAN!

 

[LewisRaz]

I hate this thread

 

[Hades]

Just tell them to leaf.