Poll: Terrible joke thread

[wonko]

No, they can't cumin, but make sure they don't take your caraway.

 

[Sliver]

Be polite when they arrive and invite them in as it might be chilli outside.

 

[MarcLister]

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can...

Scandinavian

 

[Caged]

Paprika

 

[something daft already!!]

Whilst driving the other day, I thought I saw Irish pop legend Van Morrison in my rear view mirror. What a fool I felt when I realised that things appear reversed in mirrors. It was actually a Morrison's van.

 

[Diddums]

Whilst driving the other day, I thought I saw Irish pop legend Van Morrison in my rear view mirror. What a fool I felt when I realised that things appear reversed in mirrors. It was actually a Morrison's van.

 

[x-st]

Isn't it dependent upon what sort of caper you've been up to? Perhaps tell them you're very sorrel?

 

[Edrof]

Snip.

I can't believe we are equals.

 

[Bassmansam]

He got stuck in the crack.

 

[Big Spender]

There is a place for people like you....



and its here https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/terrible-joke-thread.18784445/

 

[Big Spender]

What do you get when you cross a tractor and a robot?

Spoiler

A Transfarmer

 

[StriderX]

I literally just heard this on that awful dad joke thing flying around Facebook, you're naughty and should feel bad.

 

[Freakbro]

I know people jokingly say ban....but really.....ban

 

[antijoke]

Oh and a bonus gif, just for you...

 

[Hades]

That's a crap joke

 

[peterwalkley]

OP needs to roll up and be flushed away.
















and ban.

 

[MookJong]

This was worse than the usual standard of bad joke thread, in that it wasn't actually bad enough to pull it off.

Yet at the same time only funny if you are under 10.

What were you thinking OP?

 

[NoobCannon]

Ban

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

 

[Kronos]