That's it, I'm never eating another apple, EVER.

No medical advice remember

If symptoms persist see a GP asap as its the worst pain of your life

Good luck; hope you're ok and still good with cidre
 
Ah, looks like you have Pomme au deathoesophagus. Horrible stuff. Makes you explode at a point most inconvenient to you. Like on a date, or when you're having a heart to heart with your mother.
 
Owww, now i can feel it radiating to my throat, near my adams apple

I think i'll just try to sleep it off, should be better by morning.
 
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