The 120 Toilet Roll Challenge

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Seraphim said:
Yep, something like £11 for 60 rolls at Costco - but you've got to be a member...

Anyway, here comes the maths bit. Bearing in mind each roll has approximately 192 sheets, given a generous allocation of 24 sheets per number 2, plus contingency for mis-aimed number 1s, nose-blowing and so on, we end up with a figure of 6.86 bathroom visits per roll. Given that my maths is awful, we'll say 7 for simplicity's sake.

So these 120 rolls will service 840 visits to the bog - in a flat of three males, who each visit the poohouse every day, these rolls should last us 280 days or something like that. So it really is a bargain.
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Not really,
I have my eye on netto
1.99 for 18 Rolls :p
 
dmpoole said:
Are you female?
I use a maximum of 6 sheets during a number two session and sometimes I can get away with 2 sheets.
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Two sheets?!? Good God man, that's brave - what if you poke your finger through? :eek:

I figured it's probably 6 sheets per wipe, 4 wipes for the average motion (taking into accout the extremes such as tar-like ones and the 'phantoms'), which brings us to our total. Of course, each person is different though, and one man's generous paper allocation is another's stingy rations...
 
Seraphim said:
Bahaha, what a first impression you must have! We're not all obsessed with toilets and bodily functions here, it's just me. ;)

Oh, and thanks to y'all for all your lovely praise - but I'm just an idiot with 120 toilet rolls and nothing to do!
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Thought you said you only had 119 rolls ;)
 
I don't like the direction this thread is taking :D. (We all know what direction that is - where the sun don't shine!)
 
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