The 120 Toilet Roll Challenge

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Seraphim said:
Yep, something like £11 for 60 rolls at Costco - but you've got to be a member...

Anyway, here comes the maths bit. Bearing in mind each roll has approximately 192 sheets, given a generous allocation of 24 sheets per number 2, plus contingency for mis-aimed number 1s, nose-blowing and so on, we end up with a figure of 6.86 bathroom visits per roll. Given that my maths is awful, we'll say 7 for simplicity's sake.

So these 120 rolls will service 840 visits to the bog - in a flat of three males, who each visit the poohouse every day, these rolls should last us 280 days or something like that. So it really is a bargain.
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Not really,
I have my eye on netto
1.99 for 18 Rolls :p
 
Absolutely brilliant post!!

If your mate is still out, would it be possible to build the door up again but have the actual one shut?? Then make him run into it! Be a very good vid :)
 
dmpoole said:
Are you female?
I use a maximum of 6 sheets during a number two session and sometimes I can get away with 2 sheets.
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Two sheets?!? Good God man, that's brave - what if you poke your finger through? :eek:

I figured it's probably 6 sheets per wipe, 4 wipes for the average motion (taking into accout the extremes such as tar-like ones and the 'phantoms'), which brings us to our total. Of course, each person is different though, and one man's generous paper allocation is another's stingy rations...
 
Seraphim said:
Bahaha, what a first impression you must have! We're not all obsessed with toilets and bodily functions here, it's just me. ;)

Oh, and thanks to y'all for all your lovely praise - but I'm just an idiot with 120 toilet rolls and nothing to do!
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Thought you said you only had 119 rolls ;)
 
Seraphim said:
6 sheets per wipe
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:eek:

Good job I'm not your Dad, I'd be standing at the bog door handing out a generous 8 and perhaps 1 for wiping the todger.

I have 3 females in this house and they get through about 1.5 bog rolls a day.
 
6 sheets per wipe does seem a touch excessive. 2 sheets is perfectly adequate: fold it in half and with regular 3-ply that's 6 layers of bum blotter and a few pence saved.
 
I don't like the direction this thread is taking :D. (We all know what direction that is - where the sun don't shine!)
 
LOL :D

amazing!

best thread we've had in a long time!

fill the insides of his PC with bog roll :)

bog roll in the fridge was amazing
 
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