The 120 Toilet Roll Challenge

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dmpoole said:
I have 3 females in this house and they get through about 1.5 bog rolls a day.
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Thats because women have double the crack. They have to wipe both front and back.

Whereas us men are far more fortunate. We just have to strategically lower our "wee willy winkies" onto a single sheet. Drying in a manner not unlike blotting paper.

I consider it a perk.
 
Seraphim said:
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You look genuinely bemused there dude :D
 
Seraphim said:
My flatmate and I have come into possession of 120 of the finest quilted toilet rolls, and we've got no idea what to do with them all. So far we've already built a three-sided bog roll pyramid:

http://www.thestoreroom.tk/imagedump/bogroll/pyramid.jpg[/img

But that didn't satisfy our insatiable appetite for poo-paper structures, so I set about blocking his door up before he got back from work:

[img]http://www.thestoreroom.tk/imagedump/bogroll/door.jpg[/img

But the fun soon wore off, even after playing crap-rag Jenga (which I lost :(), so we then made Paris de Toilette, with the Eiffel Tower and a magnificent Arc de Triomphe (Notre Dame Cathedral not in shot):

[img]http://www.thestoreroom.tk/imagedump/bogroll/paris.jpg[/img

Unfortunately, Paris was then the victim of a rampaging [url=http://www.thestoreroom.tk/imagedump/bogroll/paris_kingkong.jpg]King Kong[/url], and was reduced to rubble.

But we've run out of ideas. Anyone got any requests? We'll try and build anything we can...[/QUOTE]

TP someones house :p (youll know if you watch south park or another american prog :p)
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I am just jealous, I remember the times, I had dosing around having fun.
I remember that one of our house mates was a complete dick head and was always bulling every one else in our shared house. Me and my mate Al decided to show some “finesse” to his citron while he was o holiday. “Finesse” is a 12 pound sledge hammer, it was very funny watching the look on his face when he got back, we nearly flattened that car, Priceless!, oh well what do you expect, when you have to much time on your hands and a ******** for a house mate.
 
Create a "bog roll trap".

Pile a load of them up on top of a slightly ajar door. When someone opens it "hey presto!" Bog roll in the face! Be sure to video such exploits.
 
I'd like to see an improvised ski-school created using action figures positioned at the bottom of the stairs... followed by a bizarre avalanche that wipes them all out :D
 
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