The Apprentice - Series 9

Hangtime - I reckon Jason is treating the Apprentice as some kind of academic exercise to write up for his doctorate! :p Otherwise his presence just doesn't make sense to me.

I can see why Kurt is getting blamed for not hitting his predictions but really Neil was an idiot for trusting Kurt so much and then tried to blame Kurt!

I can't see Jason, Alex, Luisa, Rebecca or Zeeshaan lasting too much longer.
 
I swear none of the candidates have ever watched the show before. They all make the same mistakes time and time again, it must drive LAS up the wall.

1) spend half the day flogging goods at the wrong location then make a dramatic u-turn and send the sub team halfway across London in the final hours, resulting in even less selling time
2) pick the wrong person to bring back in to the boardroom and make yourself look like an idiot. In some cases even causing yourself to get fired
3) pitch ideas to the public as "market research" then turn up to one of the pre-arranged appointments and fly in the face of the advice and act surprised that no one bought 10,000 arse trimmers
4) say things like "we have no direction" then spend the rest of the episode defending your lack of backbone.
5) turn up to a "buy stock, sell and re-invest" task and try to get away by spending as little as possible then moan because you made £200

There's more.. But it's getting to the point where I watch this and almost end up tearing my hair out because they make the same mistakes every. damn. season. They may as well just give LAS the season off and repeat some of his put-downs, that's how predictable it's become.
 
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muon said:
Any chance Zee doesn't fall flat on his face with his "local" knowledge?
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It already sounds to me like he's botched up OUD. It appears on Wiki it can be either the perfume/fragrance he said or a musical instrument. I think it's the latter from the description on the sheet. "Egyptian, mahogany, standard size" doesn't sound like a perfume.
 
I think Zee was right to avoid the mall though, the market is surely where you want to go. Seems like Leah wasting a lot of time.

Who said 12cm = 1ft?
 
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