The AQA thread.. mobile phones at the ready

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I just got this idea from another thread. In case you didn't know, AQA is a service whereby you can text any question at all to 63336 and you will get an answer. It doesn't matter what question you ask, but they will answer it within a few minutes. I've asked many things - directions to cities, random facts or even if the operator fancied a shag [I assumed she was female...].

So if you're up for it, post your questions and answers. Bear in mind that you will be charged £1 every time.
 
When will the world end?

How big is the universe?

Why do dogs have wet noses?

This thread reminds me of that google-esk search engine where you could ask for help and ask a live support person..... it got OcUKed and they got some hilarious pranks played on them!
 
Q. (02.31pm) What is the best way to spend £100?
A. The best thing to spend £100 on is paying off any current debts or overdrafts, which will give peace of mind. Alternatively, buy a nice jacket.

I was tempted to buy some shoes, but a jacket it is! :p
Booner! said:
This thread reminds me of that google-esk search engine where you could ask for help and ask a live support person..... it got OcUKed and they got some hilarious pranks played on them!
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That place was legendary, the whole internet ganged up on it. Some amazing conversations had, must be archived!
 
I asked them:

Can I use my john lewis employee discount card to get 20% off my bill at richmond upon thames nandos?

I await their answer :cool:

Surely the only way to find this out is to ring richmond nandos?
 
Q. I have a fever - what's the only prescription?
a. AQA apologises but can't prescribe medicines. If you have a fever, you should drink plenty of fluids, get some rest and see your GP as soon as possible.



No :(

The only prescription is more cowbell.
 
My question:

have you ever provided an answer on this service that you later realised to be incorrect? come on, don't lie to me ;)

Answer:

AQA never knowingly provides incorrect information. However, with some questions, AQA can only speculate. It's very accurate with factual information.


haha I would say they dodged this question, surely a yes/no answer applies here :)
 
My question... (my dissertation topic...)

Q. How distinguishable are fibres obtained from mass produced items of clothing subjected to individual conditions, when analysed using forensic techniques?

...

Awaiting my answer, this should help me finish my dissertation a year early if they can answer that for me!
 
mine was literally seconds, seems questions like mike are common and they just have an auto response, even though I still maintain that they dodged the question entirely
 
Q: Is AQA not the legitimate front of a 'James Bond' style super villan's organisation?

A: AQA is not the legitimate front of a super villan's organisation, it has the sole job of ridding the UK and Ireland of those pesky question marks.


A dissapointingly humourless answer :(
 
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