12:25:12?? you do know the answer right so you can tell me if i'm wrong?!
ive no idea what the answer is which is why i asked them
someone ask what are they wearing
The AQA thread.. mobile phones at the ready
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ive no idea what the answer is which is why i asked them
someone ask what are they wearing
Q: What are you wearing? Is it sexy?
A: AQA doesn't wear clothes. It is a combination of intelligent software and human researchers. If it could, AQA would wear a pink fluffy dressing gown.
Question:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
35 cubic feet of earth when digging a burrow is normal.
Poor understanding of the question - 1/10. Got back to be in about 10 seconds, though.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
35 cubic feet of earth when digging a burrow is normal.
Poor understanding of the question - 1/10. Got back to be in about 10 seconds, though.
Q: Given that the Universe is Infinite, and time is infinite, would you like some toast?
A:AQA thanks you for your offer and would very much enjoy some toast, it will eat the toast whilst answering questions.
I was expecting more somehow...
A:AQA thanks you for your offer and would very much enjoy some toast, it will eat the toast whilst answering questions.
I was expecting more somehow...
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Q: Given that the Universe is Infinite, and time is infinite, would you like some toast?
A:AQA thanks you for your offer and would very much enjoy some toast, it will eat the toast whilst answering questions.
I was expecting more somehow...
The Universe is not infinite.
See, trick question, and they missed it....
plus it came to me whilst thinking about Red Dwarf.
Howdydoodleydoo folks
It's from Red Dwarf LOL.
Q: Does a lack of sour cream result in a diminished chicken fajita eating experience?
Awaiting response...
A: Yes, chicken fajitas are not the same without sour cream. At a stretch, creme fraiche or plain yoghurt will substitute, otherwise it's extra guacamole.
Awaiting response...
A: Yes, chicken fajitas are not the same without sour cream. At a stretch, creme fraiche or plain yoghurt will substitute, otherwise it's extra guacamole.
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The responses are pretty anonymous, any ideas how I can set up a downright weird response to be sent to my housemate's phone?
Gone for: "I've only got a four inch pecker, do Swedish penis pumps actually work?" I'll report back with his response...
Answer: No, they don't work as well as claimed. Many pills and operations which calim to enlarge the penis are dubious and risky. 45% of men want a bigger penis.
Gone for: "I've only got a four inch pecker, do Swedish penis pumps actually work?" I'll report back with his response...
Answer: No, they don't work as well as claimed. Many pills and operations which calim to enlarge the penis are dubious and risky. 45% of men want a bigger penis.
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