The Banter Thread

nemtizz · 24 Jun 2013 at 16:11

1:15 was in the video that Andy posted. I must have replayed that about 12 times, that and Umtiti's strike against Spurs.

maun · 24 Jun 2013 at 16:14

Pighardia said:
Gus is loving every second of this. He is the biggest media whore in football!.... That was the problem.

I think youll find Dave "i broke my leg in an FA cup Final" Whelan has that title

Pigeon_Killer · 24 Jun 2013 at 16:16

maun said:
I think youll find Dave "i broke my leg in an FA cup Final" Whelan has that title

Closely followed by 'Arry Redknapp.

Tom84 · 24 Jun 2013 at 18:43

lol @ this thread today to clarify

Poyet probably isn't scum but I despise him that much I needed an adjective deserving of such

As for Southampton fans, no I dont hate them I just have a strong dislike for one of them because he's brain dead

G|mp · 24 Jun 2013 at 18:51

Matt Le Tissier?

pingwing · 24 Jun 2013 at 19:41

G|mp said:
Matt Le Tissier?

Well I do have a day job making an absolute mess of sky sports...

(and saying silly things on the internet)

G|mp · 24 Jun 2013 at 20:18

I've just seen the Guardiola interview, that's some impressive shizzle!

Shamikebab · 25 Jun 2013 at 15:53

Interview on Utd.com with Hernandez, Valencia and DDG answering questions about each other.

First question:

Hello guys. So, let’s start with Antonio, how do you think he did this season?
DDG: I think he started the season well but then was injured – you got injured, didn’t you, (to Antonio) – and so he was out for a while. Then he started out once again trying to regain form and fitness and now he’s back to his best.

JH: It was no accident last season that he was named Player of the Year, because he is fundamental to us and has made the difference in various games. He hasn’t been in such incredible form this year but as David here mentioned, he’s unfortunately been out with that injury, which affects the form of any player and can make it pretty hard to fully recover your fitness. But we all know just what a quality player Antonio is and he’s been an important player for us again, just like everyone else has really. That’s the nicest thing about this team, everyone has a place here and an important role to play. I think that Antonio is now showing that in the four years he’s been at United he has earned and consolidated his place here as a result of hard work and a lot of effort, which is now paying dividend.

Those are some diplomatic answers

(back to his best David? Really?)

explicit4u · 25 Jun 2013 at 23:01

If any arsenal fans are bored waiting for Higuain and other transfers to go through, why not amuse yourself and build your very own Gervinho!

[Link]

opethdisciple · 25 Jun 2013 at 23:32

explicit4u said:
If any arsenal fans are bored waiting for Higuain and other transfers to go through, why not amuse yourself and build your very own Gervinho!

[Link]

This 'Gervinho' would problably be better than the real thing!

Tom84 · 25 Jun 2013 at 23:49

Azza · 26 Jun 2013 at 00:01

First General Meeting in 5 years tomorrow after the shareholders association secured enough votes to force the club to call a meeting at the end of May. Hopefully SSN, the Echo and the BBC will all be in attendance. Should be interesting to hear what the board have to say when questioned and what excuses they come out with for many things.

If you fancy a read - http://www.scribd.com/doc/149869298/It-s-Complicated

Pighardia · 26 Jun 2013 at 00:02

Azza said:
First AGM in 5 years tomorrow. http://www.scribd.com/doc/149869298/It-s-Complicated

Andybtsn · 26 Jun 2013 at 00:14

nemtizz said:
1:15 was in the video that Andy posted. I must have replayed that about 12 times, that and Umtiti's strike against Spurs.

Haha, I did the exact same thing. Weaker foot too, I'd like to see RVP try that

MissChief · 26 Jun 2013 at 01:18

I'm just wondering what part of ANNUAL General Meeting they don't understand?

Read the article which seems very biased against the board, but it's an EGM, Extraordinary general meeting.

G|mp · 26 Jun 2013 at 08:44

Andybtsn said:
Haha, I did the exact same thing. Weaker foot too, I'd like to see RVP try that

And the relevance is?

Pighardia · 26 Jun 2013 at 09:25

Oscar Garcia is expected to be named interim manager either today or tomorrow.

Andybtsn · 26 Jun 2013 at 12:19

G|mp said:
And the relevance is?

Don't cry. What was the point of me saying a player that was out of England, RVP was the only PL player in the list. Don't be so touchy.

Tom84 · 26 Jun 2013 at 12:22

Andybtsn said:
Don't cry. What was the point of me saying a player that was out of England, RVP was the only PL player in the list. Don't be so touchy.

It didn't help that the above comment tag teamed the one asking if we'd signed 'that barca sub'

Andybtsn said:
I couldn't remember his name

Ok I believe you

Andybtsn · 26 Jun 2013 at 12:44

I have to neutralise things somehow with all these comments about singing the second coming