The Bro Code Dilemma

Stu999 · 11 Dec 2022 at 11:56

LiE said:
She will immediately use the fact she hooked up to tell your mate. Maybe even send a few pictures to him. So yea, stay away from the crazy. Go watch some porn instead and keep your friendship.

100%, she’ll probably text the mate while you’re still lying in bed.

Housey · 11 Dec 2022 at 11:59

Toxic women are not worth the effort. They have a way at twisting your melon mannnnnn when you think all is fine....

Chojin · 11 Dec 2022 at 12:08

Go to the pub with your mate instead.

Begbie · 11 Dec 2022 at 12:10

Have a **** instead.

Diddums · 11 Dec 2022 at 12:10

This is post #65 and we've still got no photos.

For all we know you're screwed in the head and she looks like Susan Boyle.

Pics you noob.

Steeps · 11 Dec 2022 at 12:17

Sleep with your mate, that'll tell her

Efour · 11 Dec 2022 at 12:58

Steeps said:
Sleep with your mate, that'll tell her

Best answers yet.

Efour · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:00

Does your mate say go for it otherwise surely this is low as ****....
I still think it's rough but each to their own lol.

NVP · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:45

Sorry, fell asleep!

Firstly.... I think a lot of you are under-estimating just how gosh darn handsome I actually am

Housey said:
Toxic women are not worth the effort. They have a way at twisting your melon mannnnnn when you think all is fine....

Oi trust I already know this, my current custody battle is still on-going

Diddums said:
This is post #65 and we've still got no photos.

For all we know you're screwed in the head and she looks like Susan Boyle.

Pics you noob.

just couldn't do that.

Thanks for the clarity all, I don't think I was really serious, just tipsy. I think I'll just get a few more videos for a little bit and then ghost like a true gent.

Tuppy_Glossop · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:49

The whole point of your life is to get Little NVP warm and wet.

danlightbulb · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:49

Sounds chavvy to me. Are you a chav @NVP ?

NVP · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:50

I dunno, possibly. @doodah am I a chav?

sigma · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:57

Bonus points if you get her up the duff.

sigma · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:59

danlightbulb said:
Sounds chavvy to me. Are you a chav @NVP ?

Only chavvy people do stuff like this? Imagine having such a simplistic view of the world. With that attitude you've probably been cheated on without knowing it!

danlightbulb · 11 Dec 2022 at 13:59

What do you call a chavette with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Why shouldn't you run over a chav on a bike?
it might be your bike

Meddling-Monk · 11 Dec 2022 at 14:35

Other than the points raised by others already, I think the most important thing here from OP is this:

If he really was your bro, this question wouldn't have even come up. Since this question has come up, he's not really your bro.

So go for it.

But be aware of all the pitfalls that everyone raised.

EvilRob · 11 Dec 2022 at 14:48

So you convinced your mate to dump his gf so you could have a go? Awesome.

NVP · 11 Dec 2022 at 15:01

EvilRob said:
So you convinced your mate to dump his gf so you could have a go? Awesome.

Do you work for a tabloid?

Minusorange · 11 Dec 2022 at 15:02

NVP said:
Firstly.... I think a lot of you are under-estimating just how gosh darn handsome I actually am

If you were gigachad you wouldn't be on a nerds forum asking for advice whether to smash a crazy 10

Things change I've changed · 11 Dec 2022 at 15:03

This is wrong on so many levels, I don't understand how this can even be debated.