The Chuck Norris thread

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When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

Twice.


chuck norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

my fave: The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.



anyone know any more????
 
NO.
Make The Stig thread from Top Gear?

That could be somewhat, more interesting. "Some say if he caught fire, he'd burn for 1000 years."
 
I'll start the ball rolling...

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