When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
my fave: The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
anyone know any more????
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
my fave: The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
anyone know any more????