The Chuck Norris thread

West · 15 Feb 2011 at 00:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T-ehXC1Ohc&feature=related

MissChief · 15 Feb 2011 at 01:23

Chuck Norris once went into a Burger king and asked for a Big Mac. And got one.

2StepSteve · 15 Feb 2011 at 01:48

Chuck Norris is a ******* idiot who is made out to be much more than he really is on the internet, I really don't know why you idiots love him so much.

GET A GRIP.

I can only guess all that have love him have no farther figure in their life.

dowie · 15 Feb 2011 at 01:53

Castiel said:
Who is Chuck Norris?

Someone who could round house kick Seagal in the face and wouldn't require a 10+ page thread debating whether he'd win the fight or not.

West · 15 Feb 2011 at 02:12

2StepSteve said:
Chuck Norris is a ******* idiot who is made out to be much more than he really is on the internet, I really don't know why you idiots love him so much.

GET A GRIP.

I can only guess all that have love him have no farther figure in their life.

2StepSteve · 15 Feb 2011 at 02:44

It's ok West. I will carry you up to bed and tomorrow will teach you how to ride a bike.

tigerstyle · 15 Feb 2011 at 04:39

West said:

Noooo, having an opinion is having an opinion, it's not trolling! :rolleyes:

I've never knowingly watched a Chuck Norris movie, all this internet hype about him is just that, useless not really funny internet hype! Bruce Willis/Arnie are better!

.one. · 15 Feb 2011 at 04:51

Bruce Lee kicked the **** out of Chuck Norris.

Edrof · 15 Feb 2011 at 06:53

^And ripped off a fistful of his gingey chest hair.

Castiel · 15 Feb 2011 at 07:40

dowie said:
Someone who could round house kick Seagal in the face and wouldn't require a 10+ page thread debating whether he'd win the fight or not.

Bruce disagrees..........

and unlke you, he has experience.

Metalface Mark · 15 Feb 2011 at 08:53

2StepSteve said:
Chuck Norris is a ******* idiot who is made out to be much more than he really is on the internet, I really don't know why you idiots love him so much.

GET A GRIP.

I can only guess all that have love him have no farther figure in their life.

Chuck Norris is everyones father figure.

Cosimo · 15 Feb 2011 at 08:57

.one. said:
Bruce Lee kicked the **** out of Chuck Norris.

Gelly54 · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:06

im 28 and i still like a good chuck norris joke

Stewy · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:18

Metalface Mark said:
Chuck Norris is everyones father.

Fixed

apatia77 · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:23

Chuck Norris's jokes are timeless

ubersonic · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:25

Pete.Dakota said:
I didn't even find this meme funny when it was new. Moving on.

Ok, so you have no sense of humour, leave the thread already.

Moving on.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Knubje · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:29

The internet from 2006 or so called...it wants its mediocre meme back.

Good day.

Retromatic · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:32

buchtis said:
Christ...

Cosimo · 15 Feb 2011 at 09:45

Leviathon said:
Christ...

No, just Chuck Norris.

Jumblejug · 15 Feb 2011 at 10:21

Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. Chuck Norris wears Jens Voigt pyjamas.