The Chuck Norris thread

B@Th*nG · 15 Feb 2011 at 10:51

The role of The Terminator was originally played by Chuck Norris, but was later given to Arnold Schwarzenegger as no-one would want to **** their pants for two hours straight

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris was actually the fourth Wiseman and he brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard” which Jesus wore proudly until his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favouritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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stopper · 15 Feb 2011 at 11:33

Chuck Norris is the only human who can perform the impossible.
In last years kung fu contest he succesfully managed to reverse flying roundhouse his opponent in the back of the face.

ubersonic · 15 Feb 2011 at 11:49

stopper said:
In last years kung fu contest he succesfully managed to reverse flying roundhouse his opponent in the back of the face.

The funny thing is that sounds exactly like the ridiculous over the top piece of flying wire choreography from the end of the new karate kid movie

Cosimo · 15 Feb 2011 at 12:07

elmuzzy66. · 15 Feb 2011 at 12:22

my fave
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise."

eatcustard · 15 Feb 2011 at 13:04

Chuck Norris says....

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ubersonic · 15 Feb 2011 at 13:19

eatcustard said:
Chuck Norris says....

end this thread

Nobody's forcing you to post in it, go away and leave the people having fun alone