The Chuck Norris thread

[Angilion]

Chuck Norris has kicked this thread so hard that it has gone back 5 years in time.

 

[mrk]

Chuck Norris has kicked this thread so hard that it has gone back 5 years in time.

Noooooooooo! I never wrote down the lotto numbers!

 

[Biohazard]

Who is Chuck Norris?

r u 4 real

 

[Cosimo]

If Chuck Norris saw this he would blink again.

 

[mrk]

If Chuck Norris saw this he would blink again.

Chuck Norris does not blink.

 

[Cosimo]

Chuck Norris does not blink.

I wouldn’t believe everything you hear.

 

[Cleeecooo]

Cbuck norris can believe its not butter

Who is chuck norris? Seriously.

 

[Pete.Dakota]

I didn't even find this meme funny when it was new. Moving on.

 

[Castiel]

r u 4 real

Do you mean my mate Carlos perchance.....?

 

[West]

When Chuck Norris gets in the sea.. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Sorry

 

[H0ax!]

Chuck Norris doesn't retreat... He just attacks in the opposite direction.

 

[Cosimo]

When Chuck Norris gets in the sea.. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Sorry

Don't be sorry. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

 

[Castiel]

Chuck Norris is a religious creationist.

There is a REAL fact for you.

 

[Biohazard]

Don't be sorry. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it.

I did like that one however.

 

[Biohazard]

Chuck Norris is a religious creationist.

There is a REAL fact for you.

You mean to say Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs?

lolol

 

[Destroyer^]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

 

[Castiel]

You mean to say Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs?

lolol

he kicked them into non existence.

 

[Castiel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

Lol.

 

[DJMK4]

Lol. Gotta love the armish. That's what that dude looks like. Epic vid tho

 

[Cosimo]

Don't try this:

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