The Crystal Maze Returns

I was always a big fan of the original Crystal Maze. The idea of it returning was great news to me...

But then I heard Richard Ayoade mentioned and immediately gave not a single toss. I'd rather watch reruns of The Interceptor... hell, I'd rather be in The Interceptor!!

yup, he just gives me the diarrhoea!

shame as I loved the show, even the episodes where the contestants were so totally inept you ended up yelling at the tv!!
 
Not sure about the new choice of host - I don't know if he's charismatic enough to carry that role. In any case I don't think anyone will measure up to O'Brien.

And lol at that video clip - "you should be ashamed of yourselves." :D
 
Great stuff, I love how O'Brien blasts them at the end. Non of this "oh well good effort" post millennium nonsense.

Yep. Richard O'brien, watching those clips, never really feels like a "celebrity" or a "presenter". More someone who has suddenly found a bunch of children dumped in his house for an hour and is playing with them whilst silently contemplating the failure of parenting that produced them.
 
Yep. Richard O'brien, watching those clips, never really feels like a "celebrity" or a "presenter". More someone who has suddenly found a bunch of children dumped in his house for an hour and is playing with them whilst silently contemplating the failure of parenting that produced them.

Brilliant way to put it, he used to hint that he lived in the maze with Mumsy and yeah he was playing a character a bit like an RPG and he was the games master.
 
The finale is brilliant, just when you think she's finally cracked it she slips and goes in head first and O'Brien slams the door shut.
 
I quite liked it apart from the celebs showboating the presenter was quite witty at times, it seemed like there was too much trash talk and not enough game time though.. they only had two games in the first zone and that guy leaving with 1min 20sec left because he knew one more mistake would be a lock in was annoying.
 
FFS missed it. Can someone tell me when this repeats please. Thank you.

Virgin Media has it on thier TiVo catch-up and it's in 240p lol. Can't bear to watch anything less than 1080i.
 
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