A Mate of mine went to the dentist to have some teeth pulled (no wait this is a true story!!), when he was (strapped

) into the chair and fully annethatised(sp?), the dentist (who was female and VERY Hot!!! Nicely Built!! Mmmmmmmm) was just about to start rooting about in his mouth when she said,
"If this hurts just raise your hand and I'll stop!".
So she proceded to pull his teeth.
My Mate was squirming and fidgeting in the chair but not making a noise or raising his hand!, So She carried on.
When she finished she asked, "Now that wasn't bad was it?", My Mate after rinsing (etc.) turned to her and said "That Hurt Like ****ery!", "Why didn't you raise your hand?", "If I had I'd have Grabbed you Boobs!!"
If it was me I'd have used it as an excuse t cop a feel!!!..
I'm off to the Dentist tonite (7:30pm) but just for a Clean n' Polish, which is all I ever get due to the, at the time 28 years ago, Experimental Enammel Coating put on my teeth!, that was only supposed to protect my Teeth for 15-20 years, but according to my (very depressed because of this) Dentist its still there and going strong!!... Thanks Mum!
