Painful to watch, yeh, five nil is all we're going to get out of this series.
Not much better as a fielding side either in this match. So many dropped catchesOh well, Ashes over, batters just aren’t up to the job.
Nah, you're virtually guaranteed at least 2 wins. The MCG and SCG are typically good pitches for England.
Funny how Australia just kept it simple and attacked the stumps for their wickets. If only our lads had the same revolutionary idea yesterday.
I've just eaten a TimTam as I think it's the closest an Englishman will get to taking a bite out of anything Australian at the moment.


Horrendous conditions that allowed each Aussie player to reach double figures and an end score of over 500?Horrendous conditions to bat on, but Stokes has once again shown what the basics of test batting are. Minimise the risk of getting out by not playing silly shots. Have a solid defensive game to minimise the chances of getting out to a good ball. And finally, be capable of scoring when the ball is there to be hit, and of rotating the strike.
Within that, there's some flex - some players will have a slightly different risk profile. But to be a good test player you need all three. This England team has leaned far too far towards picking players who can score without considering whether they can hang around in tough conditions.
This is not a very good England team. The India series showed that because as exciting as it was, a better and more clinical team would have won it comfortably.This is so depressing, this was our best chance to win the Ashes in Australia for years with their bowling attack reduced to a B team and we still messed it up.
Playing under the lights with the dew makes a huge difference. Did you watch it? The ball was hooping everywhere by the later stages of yesterday.Horrendous conditions that allowed each Aussie player to reach double figures and an end score of over 500?
Or am I missing your irony or something?
England grinding solidly, this definitely won't end today.
This is not a very good England team. The India series showed that because as exciting as it was, a better and more clinical team would have won it comfortably.
"Why this is England's worst defeat in Australia in years" is a BBC "article" title. Gutter Press.
I largely agree, but I do think the current bowling attack is better suited as a unit to Australia. Obviously Broad was generally fantastic in the Ashes, but Australian conditions never suited Jimmy's skillset. We lack a spinner now but again I'm not sure that matters for this series.Yeah I don’t know where this idea that it’s the best team since 2010 has come from. That team had actual brains in it.
Just to review the 2010 squad:
How can anyone with a straight face say the squad now is anything like that squad?
This aged well.