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Oh come on, has no one ever seen doner meat before or something?! How else does it look?!
The evening meal - Azza style.
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Well at least the Fanta's got 30% less sugar 
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Indeed, have you seen it when it goes cold though? (looks for vomit or heart attack smiley) I love the stuff but stopped eating it because of the fat content
Now after the clear lack of taste Mr Azza has shown us let me share my dinner.
Now i have no camera so you'll have to imagine/be inspired by the pics from around the web.
Purchase a light snack/something to keep you going while you cook.
And in hopes you can find a nice slave girl to feed you any left over in the coming week.
Choose a suitable beverage..
X2 one for while cooking, and one to enjoy with your meal.
Then go to the local tescos...
And get your elf some standard smoked back bacon, (to be accompanied by/cooked in the fat of, the remainder of real butchers good quality streaky smoked bacon.)
Some...
a few...
A bit of extra mature welsh cheddar,
A spot of fine welsh goats cheese...
And of course...
baked beans and toast
Now, fry the sausage turning regularly, then add the chopped up bacon, while placing beans in a bowl, and adding small chunks of cheese.
When sausage and bacon is nearing completion put on the toast, and cheesy beans in the microwave, place bacon and sausage on a plate and drop in 2 of your eggs, fry to your taste, while chopping 2 of your sausage, and mixing with more cheese and the bacon, and 1 round of toast into the beans, then replacing in micro wave.
Remove egg and place on plate, remove cheesy bean concoction, run hands under cold water and hope the burns heal, place remaining toast on plate, along with a few slices of goats cheese, and some grapes.
open second spekled hen, and retire to your place of eating.
Now i have no camera so you'll have to imagine/be inspired by the pics from around the web.
Purchase a light snack/something to keep you going while you cook.
And in hopes you can find a nice slave girl to feed you any left over in the coming week.
Choose a suitable beverage..
X2 one for while cooking, and one to enjoy with your meal.
Then go to the local tescos...
And get your elf some standard smoked back bacon, (to be accompanied by/cooked in the fat of, the remainder of real butchers good quality streaky smoked bacon.)
Some...
a few...
A bit of extra mature welsh cheddar,
A spot of fine welsh goats cheese...
And of course...
baked beans and toast
Now, fry the sausage turning regularly, then add the chopped up bacon, while placing beans in a bowl, and adding small chunks of cheese.
When sausage and bacon is nearing completion put on the toast, and cheesy beans in the microwave, place bacon and sausage on a plate and drop in 2 of your eggs, fry to your taste, while chopping 2 of your sausage, and mixing with more cheese and the bacon, and 1 round of toast into the beans, then replacing in micro wave.
Remove egg and place on plate, remove cheesy bean concoction, run hands under cold water and hope the burns heal, place remaining toast on plate, along with a few slices of goats cheese, and some grapes.
open second spekled hen, and retire to your place of eating.
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LOL
I havnt actually seen you try and cook Alan.
I need to witness this type of event as it should be a laugh.
Just had to...
HAHAHAHA
Very good choice of beverage aswell.
I havnt actually seen you try and cook Alan.
I need to witness this type of event as it should be a laugh.
Just had to...
HAHAHAHA
Very good choice of beverage aswell.
That made me LOL. Kinda sums up my cooking attempts.
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Ok, here's my evening meal, MikeHunt79 style...
1) Get a Pot Noodle. Chicken and mushroom is best for this... Make as per instructions:
2) Toast 2 slices of bread:
3) You guessed it, pour the Not Poodle onto the toast:
You have now created the finest meal known to man or beast... Pot Noodle on toast!
1) Get a Pot Noodle. Chicken and mushroom is best for this... Make as per instructions:
2) Toast 2 slices of bread:
3) You guessed it, pour the Not Poodle onto the toast:
You have now created the finest meal known to man or beast... Pot Noodle on toast!
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Looks disgusting!
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Not just you that thinks that.
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You have now created the finest meal known to man or beast... Pot Noodle on toast!
That looks truly, truly awful.
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You toasted your 6th form Biology rat?! 
HAHAHA nice one Scuzi.
It actually does.
Hahahaha.
I have taken its inards with you to uni?
only after spending 2 hours picking apart its skull with tweezers and a spike to get the brain out intact, ended up with a brain, and a large pile of skull/face flakes by the side
I have indeed azza, makes a nice conversation piece
I have indeed azza, makes a nice conversation piece
I have indeed azza, makes a nice conversation piece
Hot girl : Hey whats that on your desk in the glass.
Alan : Oh thats the inards of a rat I cut up in 6th form Biology
Hot girl : WTF man?!? Why have you kept it?!?
Alan : It makes a nice conversation piece.
Hot girl : What?!? Your a freak man thats just sick.
*Hot girl storms out of bedroom*
Alan doesnt get laid.
Actually we where talking about pets and she was upset, that she couldn't bring her cat to live in halls, So i introduced ratty, and said she could look after him if she was lonely.
She thought it was funny, But could think of a better way to stop her being lonely