The haiku thread

[Van Hellseek]

A haiku thread here

Respond just in haiku now

Much fun to be had

 

[Cosimo]

Much fun to be had

Doesn't sound like much fun. Why don't you start and show us how?

 

[Edrof]

古池や蛙飛込む水の音
ふるいけやかわずとびこむみずのおと

 

[antijoke]

old pond . . .
a frog leaps in
water’s sound

 

[antijoke]

how many gallons
of Edo's rain did you drink?
cuckoo

 

[Van Hellseek]

古池や蛙飛込む水の音
ふるいけやかわずとびこむみずのおと

Oh shut up.

Three lines of English consisting of 5/7/5 syllables is fine for the sake of this thread.

 

[Jingo...]

This thread fails greatly.

The worst poem thread ever.

Mods please close thread now.

 

[Edrof]

Oh shut up.

You asked for a haiku; it's a haiku. Just because you can't read it doesn't mean you have to be rude.

 

[Van Hellseek]

You asked for a haiku; it's a haiku. Just because you can't read it doesn't mean you have to be rude.

Who says I can't read

off your high horse elitist

lets have fun not fight

 

[Shayper]

You asked for a haiku; it's a haiku. Just because you can't read it doesn't mean you have to be rude.

The young warrior

Uses keyboard with great strength

As troll repellent.

 

[antijoke]

the first cold shower
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw

 

[ruffneck]

Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes
Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes
Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes

 

[Jingo...]

You misunderstand,
A Haiku is measured in
Syllables. Not Words.

 

[Mat]

This is a Haiku
No really it's a haiku
Haiku haiku hai

 

[Arnie]

This thread fails greatly.

The worst poem thread ever.

Mods please close thread now.

Quotedededed
Fororororororor
Truthuthuthuthuth

 

[Spuj]

Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes
Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes
Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes

Congratulations
On doubleing the amount
of syllables, clap

 

[Archy]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

 

[Mat]

In before the lock
Jesus dot jaypeg image
Cool story bro pic

 

[Van Hellseek]

My mistake it seems

GD not capable of

Mature threads these days

 

[Cosimo]

No hang on, I've got that wrong that's not a Haiku is it?

I think you're on the right track. How does this sound?

The twenty and four virgins
Down came from Inverness
When ball over
Four twenty less.