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Happened last night ..
This story starts the night before the main event. I can't sleep, so shove on the first clothes I find (footy shorts and socks) and go down stairs for a drink. Come back up, take the shorts and socks off in one fantastic swift manouver, dump them, go to bed,
Next day I played footy for work - arrived late had to rush the kit on and get out there. It was the 'annual' IT vs Accounting game. Quite a few people watching (it's kind of a social) -- including a lot of girls, both from the office and players girlfriends and their friends etc. Maybe 80 people watching. Some company directors playing, it's not a serious game, but best be careful who I kick, there's potential career damage if I hurt the wrong person!
So it's all going well, I'm a centre-forward, I get the ball and start legging towards the opposition keeper. All eyes on me - cheering - this could really be a goal ...
Suddenly I feel this really wierd feeling from my shorts. And basically two rolled up socks from last night fall out of the groinal area of my shorts onto the floor. Fir the first 3 seconds everyone fell completely silent. I stopped running.
Then after 3 seconds it turned to 'OMG', EVERYONE just went CRAZY laughing - they all thought I had seriously 'padded myself out' for the game! The girls were almost wetting themselves. I didn't know what to do, so in my inifinate wisdom after about 5 seconds I reached down quickly, grabbed them, and tried to hide them (where? I'm in the middle of a footy pitch and have no pockets?? By tucking them back into the front of my shorts which made everyone just go mental laughing and OMGing like you wouldn't believe), and I just then kept running towards the keeper.
The thing is the keeper was laughing so much he was lying on his side by this point literally clutching his sides. So I scored easily, then the ref dissallowed the goal for 'ungentlemanly conduct'.
Just now 6 girls have come into the office, pointed me out to a 7th girl, they all laughed, then scuttled away. This morning when I got in someone had left 2 rolled up socks on my keyboard!
So, is that the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever endured? Do I win a special .. 'spacky' prize?
This story starts the night before the main event. I can't sleep, so shove on the first clothes I find (footy shorts and socks) and go down stairs for a drink. Come back up, take the shorts and socks off in one fantastic swift manouver, dump them, go to bed,
Next day I played footy for work - arrived late had to rush the kit on and get out there. It was the 'annual' IT vs Accounting game. Quite a few people watching (it's kind of a social) -- including a lot of girls, both from the office and players girlfriends and their friends etc. Maybe 80 people watching. Some company directors playing, it's not a serious game, but best be careful who I kick, there's potential career damage if I hurt the wrong person!
So it's all going well, I'm a centre-forward, I get the ball and start legging towards the opposition keeper. All eyes on me - cheering - this could really be a goal ...
Suddenly I feel this really wierd feeling from my shorts. And basically two rolled up socks from last night fall out of the groinal area of my shorts onto the floor. Fir the first 3 seconds everyone fell completely silent. I stopped running.
Then after 3 seconds it turned to 'OMG', EVERYONE just went CRAZY laughing - they all thought I had seriously 'padded myself out' for the game! The girls were almost wetting themselves. I didn't know what to do, so in my inifinate wisdom after about 5 seconds I reached down quickly, grabbed them, and tried to hide them (where? I'm in the middle of a footy pitch and have no pockets?? By tucking them back into the front of my shorts which made everyone just go mental laughing and OMGing like you wouldn't believe), and I just then kept running towards the keeper.
The thing is the keeper was laughing so much he was lying on his side by this point literally clutching his sides. So I scored easily, then the ref dissallowed the goal for 'ungentlemanly conduct'.
Just now 6 girls have come into the office, pointed me out to a 7th girl, they all laughed, then scuttled away. This morning when I got in someone had left 2 rolled up socks on my keyboard!
So, is that the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever endured? Do I win a special .. 'spacky' prize?
