The most embarrassing event of my entire life

i've had the same thing at school when i was 12... found socks in my jeans.. good that no one seen them fall out so i just pretended they were not mine and kicked around xDD
 
That is the funniest thing i've heard. just say it was a joke. a lot of people willl think its not funny. but retardation isnt funnny, they wont laugh. but you wont get laid.
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if that's the most embarrassing thing ever(lo9l11!!!!!!1one) then you have it easy, only last week i managed to walk in on a couple of my sisters friends (one of whom is quite the looker) whilst wearing only a pair of boxers (not a pretty sight I assure you). before realising the magnitude of the situation I casually said 'hi', when it dawned on me i was wearing very little I slowly backed out of the front room.

what can you do about it though :p
 
if that's the most embarrassing thing ever(lo9l11!!!!!!1one) then you have it easy, only last week i managed to walk in on a couple of my sisters friends (one of whom is quite the looker) whilst wearing only a pair of boxers (not a pretty sight I assure you). before realising the magnitude of the situation I casually said 'hi', when it dawned on me i was wearing very little I slowly backed out of the front room.

what can you do about it though :p
If you had a bigger penis it wouldn't have been embarrassing at all.
 
if that's the most embarrassing thing ever(lo9l11!!!!!!1one) then you have it easy, only last week i managed to walk in on a couple of my sisters friends (one of whom is quite the looker) whilst wearing only a pair of boxers (not a pretty sight I assure you). before realising the magnitude of the situation I casually said 'hi', when it dawned on me i was wearing very little I slowly backed out of the front room.

what can you do about it though :p
That's embarrassing?

If you were naked, maybe... half of Manchester has seen me in my boxers.
 
if that's the most embarrassing thing ever(lo9l11!!!!!!1one) then you have it easy, only last week i managed to walk in on a couple of my sisters friends (one of whom is quite the looker) whilst wearing only a pair of boxers (not a pretty sight I assure you). before realising the magnitude of the situation I casually said 'hi', when it dawned on me i was wearing very little I slowly backed out of the front room.

what can you do about it though :p

Thats nothing.

I cut my finger off when i caught it in a door.












In the ladies toilets.
 
if that's the most embarrassing thing ever(lo9l11!!!!!!1one) then you have it easy, only last week i managed to walk in on a couple of my sisters friends (one of whom is quite the looker) whilst wearing only a pair of boxers (not a pretty sight I assure you). before realising the magnitude of the situation I casually said 'hi', when it dawned on me i was wearing very little I slowly backed out of the front room.

what can you do about it though :p

Sorry double post.
 
If you had a bigger penis it wouldn't have been embarrassing at all.

it was cold :(

That's embarrassing?

If you were naked, maybe... half of Manchester has seen me in my boxers.

well i'm not in the habit of flashing any part of myself to anyone so it was quite embarrassing to me, either way it wasn't meant as an example of the most embarrassing thing ever, merely showing the OP that if a pair of socks is all he has for people to mock him about then he's not got much to be worried about at all.

Thats nothing.

I cut my finger off when i caught it in a door.

In the ladies toilets.

ouch

i once walked in to the ladies at a restaurant, walked right past a woman coming out, thought it odd that there were no urinals and so went in to a cubicle, it wasn't till i walked out and saw the sign on the door that it clicked, i swear down though it was the male bog sign when i walked in :D
 
i've had the same thing at school when i was 12... found socks in my jeans.. good that no one seen them fall out so i just pretended they were not mine and kicked around xDD

To be honest I think your fellow peers would have probably called the school nurse if they spotted a classmate with massively swollen testicles, probably for the best.
 
I can't beleive you were able to put these shorts on without the socks being pushed out by your feet... i smell a cover up?

Twice in the last month I have put my trousers on, gone downstairs and a few minutes later knew something was wrong.
Both times it was a pair of underpants but I am senile.
 
Twice in the last month I have put my trousers on, gone downstairs and a few minutes later knew something was wrong.
Both times it was a pair of underpants but I am senile.

Trousers are completely different to shorts in the case of getting items stuck in the legs. Shorts are simply too small to A, not notice and B, get things stuck in them the same way.

In the past 20 years of my life that I can remember pretty well, I've gotten socks and underwear stuck in trousers countless times, very rarely without being to tell straight away, yet never once has it happened with shorts, it just doesn't happen.
 
ah! The short experts are out in their droves tonight.

I've never had rolled up socks fall out of trousers/shorts, but loose ones? Quite a few times!
 
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