Now that is what I call advice!!
The most embarrassing event of my entire life
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Now that is what I call advice!!
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I don't care if it's true or not - I found it amusing. Nice story.
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You poor guy.
Hilarious tale, something to tell your grandkids.
Hilarious tale, something to tell your grandkids.
Same here, I would have had to move my huge manhood aside.
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I smell bull**** - sorry!
as if you wouldnt notice 2 rolled upsocks in your shorts i call BS!“Two rolled up socks just happened to get into my shorts and sat in my groin area”, he said to the hushed courtroom, “Honest, I knew nothing about it.”
Got any more good tales?
maybe a pair of underpants in your trowsers falling out one of the legs from the nite before but 2 socks on some shorts GTFO!?
Made me laugh, but like most of the above I find it very unlikely you were able to unknowingly conceal two socks in your shorts for the walk about to the pitch.
Also, unless your team strip has spandex tight shorts I fail to see the point of "padding" said shorts. For future reference, suggest wearing bigger shorts.
Also, unless your team strip has spandex tight shorts I fail to see the point of "padding" said shorts. For future reference, suggest wearing bigger shorts.
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Yes funny enough simulatorman I do have a very similar story from one of my mates -
My friend has a 3 year old daughter. In their family (like any other) they all wash their clothes together.
He was down the gym, put his clean gym shorts on (about 35 people in the changing room) -- then felt a wierd feeling downstairs.
He went to investigate, and in front of all the blokes in the changing room, slowely pulled a pair of his 3 year old daughters 'dinosaur' knickers out from the groinal area of his shorts.
He says the looks he got from the other gym users was simply beyond description - they thought the underwear was in there 'for his personal pleasure' (they didnt even know he has a daughter AT ALL)! He virtually legged it outta there!!
Most people here already think I'm lying about that as well
Tough crowd ..
My friend has a 3 year old daughter. In their family (like any other) they all wash their clothes together.
He was down the gym, put his clean gym shorts on (about 35 people in the changing room) -- then felt a wierd feeling downstairs.
He went to investigate, and in front of all the blokes in the changing room, slowely pulled a pair of his 3 year old daughters 'dinosaur' knickers out from the groinal area of his shorts.
He says the looks he got from the other gym users was simply beyond description - they thought the underwear was in there 'for his personal pleasure' (they didnt even know he has a daughter AT ALL)! He virtually legged it outta there!!
Most people here already think I'm lying about that as well
Tough crowd ..
Yes funny enough simulatorman I do have a very similar story from one of my mates -
My friend has a 3 year old daughter. In their family (like any other) they all wash their clothes together.
He was down the gym, put his clean gym shorts on (about 35 people in the changing room) -- then felt a wierd feeling downstairs.
He went to investigate, and in front of all the blokes in the changing room, slowely pulled a pair of his 3 year old daughters 'dinosaur' knickers out from the groinal area of his shorts.
He says the looks he got from the other gym users was simply beyond description - they thought the underwear was in there 'for his personal pleasure' (they didnt even know he has a daughter AT ALL)! He virtually legged it outta there!!
Most people here already think I'm lying about that as well
Any time I'm in the gym, people don't generally stare at each other when getting changed.....
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