it was cold
well i'm not in the habit of flashing any part of myself to anyone so it was quite embarrassing to me, either way it wasn't meant as an example of the most embarrassing thing ever, merely showing the OP that if a pair of socks is all he has for people to mock him about then he's not got much to be worried about at all.
ouch
i once walked in to the ladies at a restaurant, walked right past a woman coming out, thought it odd that there were no urinals and so went in to a cubicle, it wasn't till i walked out and saw the sign on the door that it clicked, i swear down though it was the male bog sign when i walked in