ah well since you're not friends anymore you can use the timely old classic of
"your mum"
or the variation
"i did your mum"
considering he's only going on word of mouth, he'll never know, like you said, its not something a mother would tell their son, that they got seduced and he'll only believe what he wants to believe!
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