Soldato
funny but fake
Originally posted by HAz
funny but fake
Originally posted by Freefaller
Obviously it's just a story... he's not trying to convince anyone it's true...
Part 2 was once again pure comedy gold!
Paul - you're a funny funny man! You MUST come to the Nottingham meet dammit!!!
Originally posted by Freefaller
You MUST come to the Nottingham meet dammit!!!
Well, he got the dressing-up-in-animal-suits bit from Will Gill.....Originally posted by Jambo
It's a strange fantasy the lad has for sure.
All thought up in his own mind.
Originally posted by GTA
Well, my day just got a whole lot worse, as the gods of fate once again crap in the bag of chips that is my life.
Here's what's happened since my first post.
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So I'm sitting at my desk, fresh out of the shower, and now blissfully free of paint, drool, and with the handcuffs+key stowed safely away in my drawer for "personal use" when my phone throws up some SMS beeps.
Its Rob.
"my mum sed u went round, soz, not there, at dads place. u left sumthing at the house, she sed u **** go pick it up"
At this, I'm raging with, well, rage. Not least because txt spk gets right on my ****.
I start screaming at my phone. "OF COURSE I BLOODY LEFT SOMETHING AT THE HOUSE!!! I LEFT A LOT OF THINGS, MY DIGNITY, SELF RESPECT, AS WELL AS MY ******* TROUSERS!!!"
d.
Originally posted by GTA
<<Story goes here>>
Originally posted by pyro
Hahahaha, nice one man, hillarious story!
Do you really believe that that's his cell number? After reading all that???