The most middle-class first-world problems...

Made a wonderful PrimeNow order of Lurpak, Avocados, Pink Lady Apples, Guinness Original, Lindt chocolate and expensive soups.

No delivery slots :(
 
Lidl is not middle class :p
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Lidl and Aldi are highly fashionable Middle-Class establishments, at the minute. Very en vogue.

Mind you, neither is a bathroom strip light.
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Clearly an LED strip, recessed into wall-mounted teak floating shelf, decorated with IKEA accoutrements.

it's like the pencil behind the ear, you're wearing them but not realising it.
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Only working classers do that!

my ferret escaped so having to catch the rabbits with my bare hands
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Middle-Classers either use a gun or, in an effort to be more humane about their protein, buy meat from the supermarket where it was made.
 
I ran out of my Costa Rican espresso ground coffee and had to resort to my emergency Lavazza Rossa stash.
 
I ran out of my Costa Rican espresso ground coffee and had to resort to my emergency Lavazza Rossa stash.
Someone put a free sample of Lavazza Rossa ground coffee through my letter box last week, now all the proles will be drinking it - the free sample went straight into the bin :mad:
 
There is a HUGE amount of snow but I can't get to the mountains to ski.

Have one of your servants make a slope for you

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then have them drive you up and down it constantly

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I forget which streaming service that series we were watching is on and have to crawl through each app to find it :rolleyes:
 
I knocked the wireless charger off my desk and couldn’t be bothered to pick it up the other day. I actually had to plug my phone in to charge it.

Then the same day, all of my 14.4v batteries were dead and I had to use a manual 1/4” ratchet instead of the electric one.
 
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