The Mummy

Absolutely enjoyed the hell out of it. The beginning to midway portions had a good amount of history plot that was well done. Things taper down a tad when Russell Crowe's organisation enters the fray but overall it is very good. Sofia is stunning and does a great job of portraying one very pee'd off evil princess. 8/10.
 
Surprised with the positive reviews so far - I thought this was pretty rubbish. The worst Cruise film I've seen :eek:

The basic premise was spelled out in about 2 minutes and the rest of the film, bar the discovery of the mummy, required no 'detective work' or discovery from anyone. Way too much 'foreshadowing' with what would happen. It was absolutely 'on rails'. So disappointing that there was no hunt for the knife nor for the mummy nor for the ruby (location revealed at the start of the film). Only when Russell Crowe decided to reveal his identity did I think 'ooooo' but that 'arc' ended in a silly way.

That would have been ok if the lead characters were interesting but they just weren't. Tom Cruise wasn't funny not particularly charismatic. The interaction with his buddy was fairly mute, not particularly amusing at any time, and it went very American Werewolf in London too. The female lead was awful, even less interesting and had zero character. I was not invested in the outcome at all.

Some Easter eggs in there to them remaking the wolfman.... and possibly the creature from the black lagoon? Also I spotted that book during the Russell Crowe fight was from the Brendan Fraser film

Really... not great. Not enough action for an action film. Not enough adventuring for an adventure film. Not enough horror for a horror film. Not funny enough to be a comedy. Eh.

Rating - 4.5/10
My company's rating - 5/10
 
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Surprised at how relatively short it was, barely 90 mins long. Its getting crucified on rotten tomato's with a rating of 17% overall. Wasn't really anything special, seemed very small scale compared to the previous versions.
 
Surprised at how relatively short it was, barely 90 mins long. Its getting crucified on rotten tomato's with a rating of 17% overall. Wasn't really anything special, seemed very small scale compared to the previous versions.
No way - felt much longer!
 
Whats the deal here? It is saying its 2h long?

GF went to watch it and said it was "ok" with a stupid rubbish ending that makes no sense.
Glad i saved a tenner not going to see this one on the big screen.

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I went to an 8pm showing and was out by about 9:45, not sure where they're getting 2 hours from, if you factor in the adverts and other crap that precedes it.
 
Yeah, there were a LOT of adverts when me and the missus went to see it on Saturday. I could have almost cheered when the cert for the film appeared. The film itself felt a bit short imo.
 
Must admit I am quite surprised (mind you, the difference in the scores in that photo above is pretty wild, 17% on one, 6/10 (60%) on the other) , I actually enjoyed The Mummy, I found it to be a decent popcorn movie, thought Sofia Boutella was brilliant and I felt it set up the series of films well enough. Mind you, I also like all the original Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy, Black Lagoon, Nemo etc movies too (the black and white ones). I think I gave it 7/10. An enjoyable fantasy romp imo. Despite it being slaughtered in most comparison ratings with Wonder Woman I actually found it to be on a par with Wonder Woman for me. I got about the same enjoyment out of each film. I think I gave Wonder Woman a similar score too. Maybe its a marmite film.
 
Absolutely enjoyed the hell out of it. The beginning to midway portions had a good amount of history plot that was well done. Things taper down a tad when Russell Crowe's organisation enters the fray but overall it is very good. Sofia is stunning and does a great job of portraying one very pee'd off evil princess. 8/10.


My thoughts too, the film imo was progressing nicely until they shoe horned Russell Crowe and the organisation/Dark Universe which detracted the focus of the plot. The ending was a tad lazy but still enjoyed it nevertheless. Surprised quite a lot of people in here didnt like Sofia. She had a bigger appeal for me rather than Cruise.
 
Watch it this morning and I'm glad I didn't have to pay, it's like the film couldn't decide what it wanted to be so stuck every genre possible in there and hoped it worked, one minute it's horror then action then it's a comedy regarding how long Tom Cruise can last and rinse repeat.

If they'd just attempted to make a good Mummy film instead of setup for the Dark Universe it could have been better.
 
I went to an 8pm showing and was out by about 9:45, not sure where they're getting 2 hours from, if you factor in the adverts and other crap that precedes it.
The UK cut (can't speak for any other versions) is 1hr50 including credits. It's definitely not 90mins!
 
Few bits in the trailer that aren't in the film from what I can remember, plus Jake Johnson is missing his what I assumed was just make up.
 
Only just got to see this - just how much sugar was the 5 year old who wrote the script on? some of the most utter tripe I've seen and I've seen some bad movies in my time. Especially after the first movie this is quite disappointing. Nothing like the potential I thought it might have from the trailer.
 
Only just got to see this - just how much sugar was the 5 year old who wrote the script on? some of the most utter tripe I've seen and I've seen some bad movies in my time. Especially after the first movie this is quite disappointing. Nothing like the potential I thought it might have from the trailer.

For me this was it's biggest failing. The dialog is extremely immature, no body talks naturally and has some of the weirdest reactions. There was also zero chemistry between any of the cast and there was just no connection with the audience. Everyone just seemed to be phoning in their performances

But it looked nice and was well made with loads of polish. So maybe they tried to save it in the editing suite and post-production, but there's only so much you can do with the material handed to you and couldn't be saved without having to re-film huge parts of the movie again.
 
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I can kind of see that - was a few places where it felt like they cut the dialogue off editing out where it just got too stupid.
 
Watch it this morning and I'm glad I didn't have to pay, it's like the film couldn't decide what it wanted to be so stuck every genre possible in there and hoped it worked, one minute it's horror then action then it's a comedy regarding how long Tom Cruise can last and rinse repeat.

If they'd just attempted to make a good Mummy film instead of setup for the Dark Universe it could have been better.
So essentially its nowhere near as good as the original?
 
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