Piggin by name, piggin by nature. It is true though, especially when cookies are involved.Even at share size that's just a quick drive to the end of the road
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Piggin by name, piggin by nature. It is true though, especially when cookies are involved.Even at share size that's just a quick drive to the end of the road
Sleeping on the sofa tonight
True story: I know someone who (due to an abusive partner I think) had to sleep in the... Garage. It happened so often that he had a little sofa and setup in there. If he was out too late on the sauce he'd have to kip there etc.
That's a two day treatment I reckon, especially now you've ordered takeaway...I’ve painted some picture haven’t I
Moral of the story is to appear interested and sympathetic towards events they have had to deal with at work today, don’t point out what they could have perhaps done different
Meanwhile I’ve got a stiff neck from completely decking it whilst saving my 2 week out of a cast hand at a Children’s Soft Play Centre today, did I complain about that???
All comes down to how good the take away is & how load you nom nom nomThat's a two day treatment I reckon, especially now you've ordered takeaway...
That's a two day treatment I reckon, especially now you've ordered takeaway...
I’m just glad we don’t have a Garage mate.
Hated the last house because of that…
Let her nick a few chips and you will both be loved up before you lick the plateI’ve painted some picture haven’t I
Moral of the story is to appear interested and sympathetic towards events they have had to deal with at work today, don’t point out what they could have perhaps done different
Meanwhile I’ve got a stiff neck from completely decking it today whilst holding my 2 week out of a cast hand above my head at a Children’s Soft Play Centre today, did I complain about that???
How did you break that wrist again? Fell into a doorframe?I’m just glad we don’t have a Garage mate.
Hated the last house because of that…
Edit: It’s a joke, no services required everyone.
Only TakeAwayAnonymous if anyone does really care
He could have ordered her some dessert!Let her nick a few chips and you will both be loved up before you lick the plate
Need to get a few packets of those tangy Haribo down you so you look like you have been sucking on a lemonPiggin by name, piggin by nature. It is true though, especially when cookies are involved.
If he plays it right he could be the desertHe could have ordered her some dessert!
No chance, not today surelyIf he plays it right he could be the desert
I'm thinking the other end/hole, might be... gassy. We'll find out at 9:26Live in hope & how much garlic has been consumed
Where your food, it’s been a while now?I will say the hiccups after such meal can ruin the mood ever so slightly from previous experience
At least you are being well fedI will say the hiccups after such meal can ruin the mood ever so slightly from previous experience