Soldato
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Anyway, Poke Bowl...
The **Now Eating** Thread
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The healthy orange juice offsets the massive amount of butter on there
It’s like then yin and the yang
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Cheese, ham and onion jam
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Never, Heinz are mediocre, Branston are elite.
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Next 4 could be classic BBQ, Tabasco original red pepper sauce, French’s mustard and Worcestershire sauce. The last one is particularly good in my experience
Next 4 could be classic BBQ, Tabasco original red pepper sauce, French’s mustard and Worcestershire sauce. The last one is particularly good in my experience
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worcester sauce and cheese on toast is amazeballs
Our top respected judge pointed out that this was a test for adults and adding all that sugar, salt and other food **** to those Heinz products would result in many of the adults becoming sick and too hyper to continue.
Noted
Heinz beans are too watery and need to be cooked longer to thicken them up a bit. Branston FTW.
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Hope we can keep the burger combo going!!
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Think I prefer Ace modders burger but Itchytriggs chips
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I agree with you. But needs more of his chips, not enough quantity.
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I was more triggered that you went right to left as I automatically read it as left to right and I was thinking haha noob you got 2 and 3 mixed up, I was all ready to correct the boob but then realised you were in fact correctWelcome to todays episode: Bro what ya got on dem beans.
Da beans
The bread
The suspects
Lined up and ready for inspection
After much behind the scenes discussion, arguments and even an almost walk off by J M Rayner (his beans were not hot enough) we have the results.
From Right to Left
- With the Heinz Tomato Ketchup the beans become a distant memory due to the tartness and overbearing sweetness from the Ketchup overpowering the flavour the beans started with. 4/10
- With the Heinz Salad Cream the beans also became too sweet and the flavour clashed so much with the beans, that a few of the judges were convinced they noticed the beans trying to move away from the Salad Cream. 4.9/10
- With the HP Sauce the beans worked with the sauce to produce a subtle hint of excitedness that proved all the Cali scientists wrong, and that is opposites can in fact work well together. 8/10
- With the Sriracha the beans become nothing more than a tasteless passenger on a trip to the Hells Mouth Canyon and were observed to be seen shredding their outer bean protective armour. One judge fainted, two wet themselves and the other started crying. 7.5/10
Tune in next week when we do the same experiment, but will use other topiings.
I was more triggered that you went right to left as I automatically read it as left to right and I was thinking haha noob you got 2 and 3 mixed up, I was all ready to correct the boob but then realised you were in fact correct
Ha, so many triggers to show
