The OcUK Alpha thread

UKDTweak · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:22

I make a point of being un-fashionable, never "clean shave" and dont wear any after shave, dont believe in creams etc!
I have single handedly replaced the whole rear brake system on my old prelude not too long ago...

Im I suitable to join in?

Plus...
Jeremy Clarkson voice "I drive a Jag!!!"

Busa · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:23

UKDTweak said:
I make a point of being un-fashionable, never "clean shave" and dont wear any after shave, dont believe in creams etc!
I have single handedly replaced the whole rear brake system on my old prelude not too long ago...

Im I suitable to join in?

Yes.

loltim · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:24

Dorje said:
But I drive an MX-5, does that make me fail?

No, you turned up in shorts on a cold rainy day in North Yorkshire moors

Busa said:
Just went for a slash and my shirt was hanging down a bit and i slashed all over it and onto the bog seat to...man enough for you?

That just makes you a bit trampy.

pingwing · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:25

I wash with mustard and live on tennants super stong

I need no man points!

THMRK · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:30

"Alpha thread"?

Supergay.

Gackt · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:32

Alpha Thread? You mean closet-gay thread.

Kennysevenfold · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:34

Gackt said:
Alpha Thread? You mean closet-gay thread.

Huh? you gays.....

AtlanticP · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:35

Django x2 · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:35

DreXeL said:
Chest shaving? Skinny jeans? Man-bags? Moisturising? Guy-liner? Tanning? SWMBO?

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Fellow neanderthals, stand up and be counted!! The relentless wave of gay needs to be stopped!!

Post in here if you aren't a poncy metrosexual fag

No, Penski got banned

Antar Bolaeisk · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:35

I'm so Alpha my posts alone exude Alphaness therefore I don't need to post in a thread such as this to make such claims.

neil3k · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:39

i drank beer in the bath last night

Tefal · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:40

Antar Bolaeisk said:
I'm so Alpha my posts alone exude Alphaness therefore I don't need to post in a thread such as this to make such claims.

But you sound so girly when a hunter pounces you

AtlanticP · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:41

neil3k said:
i drank beer in the bath last night

In the bath!, real men use fire hoses or sand blasters

David91 · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:42

Standing to be Counted

Blarg Metro-Sexuals :mad:

Rainmaker · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:42

I'm 6'5", 21 stone, shave my face and head once a month with clippers, kill my own food with a pack of dogs, don't believe in deodorant never mind lotions and potions, and the last metro-gay who annoyed me sufficiently got a dead arm. This counts. I don't need to ask to join the club, because I'm not a girl. Thank you.

Dorje · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:50

neil3k said:
i drank beer in the bath last night

I haven't had a bath in our current house. And we've lived here for 7 years!

Real men shower.

ATI_Karl · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:51

i think the whole word is Zoo magazine and all woman walk around wanting it!

Busa · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:52

Tim said:
No, you turned up in shorts on a cold rainy day in North Yorkshire moors

That just makes you a bit trampy.

Tramp=Alpha male

Dorje · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:55

ATI_Karl said:
i think the whole word is Zoo magazine and all woman walk around wanting it!

Permanent beer goggles?

geekyEd · 27 Aug 2009 at 19:56

Busa said:
Tramp=Alpha male

and vice versa