The OcUK Alpha thread

I leave trenches eitherside of me when I walk purely owing to my knuckles dragging by my sides. I sweat, and am thinning somewhat on my head, I have about 4 "products" I use, shower gel, shaving gel, deodarant and toothpaste and even that makes me feel slightly effeminate. I don't like fashion and just wear whatever the **** I want and don't follow "trends" - I don't watch soaps or reality TV shows, I like cop shows and action films. I think farting is natural and something to be proud of, and never drink wine at a bar. I like machinery and tools, cars and bikes. Injuries are cool, calluses on your hands and scars are symbols of masculinity. No moisturisers or facewash have ever touched my skin. Women fall at my my feet owing to the amount of testosterone I exude. I wear my hairy chest with pride, and let my gym abused body's sinews throb masculinely towards potential mates.

I sleep, I feed, I graft, I ravage. That is my purpose.
 
Can I count as an alpha (fe)male, because I go to football every week, like cars and motor racing? :D
 
Freefaller said:
I leave trenches eitherside of me when I walk purely owing to my knuckles dragging by my sides. I sweat, and am thinning somewhat on my head, I have about 4 "products" I use, shower gel, shaving gel, deodarant and toothpaste and even that makes me feel slightly effeminate. I don't like fashion and just wear whatever the **** I want and don't follow "trends" - I don't watch soaps or reality TV shows, I like cop shows and action films. I think farting is natural and something to be proud of, and never drink wine at a bar. I like machinery and tools, cars and bikes. Injuries are cool, calluses on your hands and scars are symbols of masculinity. No moisturisers or facewash have ever touched my skin. Women fall at my my feet owing to the amount of testosterone I exude. I wear my hairy chest with pride, and let my gym abused body's sinews throb masculinely towards potential mates.

I sleep, I feed, I graft, I ravage. That is my purpose.
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a a a A GOD :eek:
 
I haven't washed today yet, my hands are still oily from work, I cut my hand earlier in the week that should have had stitches... I bandaged it up with some blue paper towel and carried on working.
I have man flu and STILL went to work today.
Oh and when the girlfriend comes round, she WILL enjoy it
No Kansas city faggot here, Just alpha.
 
I have beard, don’t use aftershave, what is a moisturiser, occasionally I don’t take a shower, I carry all I need on my belt and in my pockets, I like raw beef, SWIMBO gets obeyed once in a while but I do wear Ran Ban Aviators and drive fast cars. :D
 
DreXeL said:
I'm afraid I'll have to take some man points away for that. When a real man gets man flu he stays at home in bed and gets the missus to wait hand and foot on him.
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Wrong.

Real men don't get flu. ;)

I get a cough now and again, that's it, no flu for me. Wimps get flu and stay off work.
 
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