The OcUK Alpha thread

[DreXeL]

makeup for (gay)men

Guy-liner added to list.

 

[Dano]

Grrrrr!!!

 

[Duff-Man]

Posting as a manly-man.

Mild sweat stink, stubble and beer. The only way to roll.

 

[Ascendancy]

Grrrrr.

 

[AtlanticP]

UGGG!

signing in

 

[Sankari]

My aftershave is made from the distilled essence of yak gallbladders. It's called "Manstench."

 

[Raikiri]

[MG]http://i30.tinypic.com/1qmo28.jpg[/IMG]


Grrrrr.

That counts as makeup.

 

[geekyEd]

nah sorry I moisturise my face and straighten my hair so cant join your club.

(Might want to add the latter to the list)

also whats SWMBO?

 

[Duff-Man]

SWMBO?

I had to google it since I didn't know, but: "She who must be obeyed"

Basically, it means 'under the thumb'.

 

[MikeHunt79]

I used an angle grinder today... while eating a steak sandwich at the same time

 

[DreXeL]

also whats SWMBO?

She Who Must Be Obeyed. Usually posted on internet forums as a reason to not spend thousands of pounds on pointless boys-toys.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Me.! Beer drinking, shaved head, MAN

 

[Nitefly]

If you want some true alpha, I suggest we organise some fights to the death.

AttackMode v Platinum87

 

[Ascendancy]

That counts as makeup.

Tell that to William Wallace

 

[AtlanticP]

I used an angle grinder today... while eating a steak sandwich at the same time

lmao A Man Among Men for sure

 

[Raikiri]

Tell that to William Wallace

I would, but he got his arse kicked the big poof.

 

[Busa]

OR

Only you can decide!

 

[Ascendancy]

I would, but he got his arse kicked the big poof.

Touché haha.

 

[Scythe]

That counts as makeup.

That's what I thought. Get out you homogay!

 

[Vonhelmet]

I once scraped the pork chop fat marinade out of the grill pan and ate it on a toasted sandwich. It was epic.