The OcUK Drunken Antics Thread!

mattyprice4004

mattyprice4004

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Went out for a quick couple with CaptainFail last night, and the stuff that happened made me wonder - what does everyone else get upto when away with the fairies? :p

My worst would be jumping down the stairs in our house, and landing squarly on my sister's toy pram that was parked in the hall. Looked a bit worse for wear after that! Totally flattened :D

So bring forth those memories you'd hope to repress... do your worst :cool:
 
Apart from random bruises/cuts that appear nothing really major comes to mind.

Watched one of my mates urinate through our old school's front letterbox though. That was lol.
 
After a heavy session, I thought it would be a good idea to have the following done to my arm with a lighter :p

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knocked myself out after falling off a bar stool when very drunk on vodka. got carted off in an ambulance. i woke up in the hospital next day with no trousers on. i was thinking WTF? apparently i had lost control of my bladder. i don't remember a thing. :o

this was years ago when i was a nipper mind. i never (well rarely) get drunk these days and i certainly don't drink spirits.
 
Got woken up by police when crashed out on a bench I was none too pleased... The police wern't either... I told 'em to shove it where the sun don't shine... they shoved me in a cell!

I've done worse but none of that is forum friendly
 
Got a taxi home but to the wrong town and had to walk. the usual forgetting PIN to cash card.
 
Nitefly said:
Noo, it'll be fun. I'm sure some people with come out with wacky stories of moving objects with their minds and the like ;)
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It is actually possible. And I've done it when sober! Anyway, I won't get into a discussion about it here again, it's pointless.
 
My faltemate got wasted one night, and in the midle of the night he must have got up to go for a wee,so he opened what he tought to be the toilet seat and went 4 a wee. Turns out in the morning he had opened his laptop lid and weeed in there. laptop was ruined lol
 
In Sheffield town centre there's an outdoor skatepark on the park. For some reason there was a couple of kids there at like 3am and I decided to ask for a go on his skateboard (Used to be rather good at skating a few years ago so thought I could still do it). He obliged to lemme have a go after a chat about skating for a few mins, I went to drop into the quarter pipe and just went face first into the pavement :(
 
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