The work toilets part deux

Great thread, 5*s. A good read, although shame I couldn't read it on the toilet as well, as that would be CRAZY!

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I love threads about pooing.

Only ever worked at one place where I could bring myself to sit on the toilet. Was a really nice one too. Fully enclosed cubicles, spotlessly clean every morning, wooden toilet seat and fittings. I felt honoured to defecate there.

Current place is rank though. About 2pm someone seems to go in there and drop off a toxic waste dump making the place completely uninhabitable. Don't think the cleaners ever go in there either and can't blame them really.

It's best to go before leaving for work.
 
Seeing as this thread is particularly reminiscent of El Razur's last one on wiping (or lack of for that matter) could someone give me the jist of why we got the perma-boot?

With regards to the OP:

I hate my work toilets and feel sorry for the cleaner. It's amazing how badly people will treat something they think someone else will clean up.

What's with people using their phone as well? I can understand someone saying something quick, or getting a really important call but the full blown conversations that I hear from time to time is just mad.
 
To whoever mentioned about too much fat in their diet - you can tell if you probably have sticky stools which take numerous sheets of bog roll to clean. If you've got a good diet, your poo will just eliminate neatly and one sheet would be plenty.
 
z0mbi3 said:
Seeing as this thread is particularly reminiscent of El Razur's last one on wiping (or lack of for that matter) could someone give me the jist of why we got the perma-boot?
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Apparently it was because he avoided a suspension by using another account.
 
Scuzi said:
One sheet is never plenty. Anyone who uses one sheet needs to wise up.
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dont know how anyone can use jut one sheet :eek:


public toilets are scary as anything , was forced to use th ebus station one once when i felt like id explode if i held it in any longer :(

school toilets where even worse , had to "borrow" a bike from the cycle lot and ride home in a flash for a number 2 a few times
 
Scuzi said:
One sheet is never plenty. Anyone who uses one sheet needs to wise up.
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Indeed.

You must have pretty thick toilet paper if you can use one sheet :p

Plus you ned to wipe at least 2 times to make sureyou gotitall the first time :p
 
iCraig said:
I too have no idea why people use so much toilet paper. Usually women are the culprits.

They go through it like no tomorrow. I've shouted at my Missus god knows how many times for trying to use about 30 sheets of it at a time.
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Ooor heheheh
 
Zip said:
Cheap toliet paper in public toilets do this.

You wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and you still dont come clean! :(
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Or they have that shiny rubbish that, if you're not careful, gives you an instant tan on the back of your thigh!
 
This week was bad here:

Trap 1 - Big Skidder down the back
Trap 2 - 4 "Friends" bobbing in the bowl
Trap 3 - Explosion. Above the bit in the bowl where the water comes out and on the seat

The search continues...
 
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