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first sat show i have seen in ages and they all murdered those poor Beatles songs
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Point proven. Vandross was camp as a row of tents.
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What would she model - sparkplugs? *
My own opinion of tonight's show:
- The little rapper girl gave one of her best performances imo
- Mary was quite good too, but still run of the mill for her!
- Wand Erection were also quite good as well I thought
- Becca struggled and that's the first time I've seen that!
- Matt surprised me, wrong song choice perhaps? Either way he also struggled!
- Vanker simply slaughtered three Beetles tunes - did anyone else notice Dermont **** himself when Vanker grabbed the mic?
* Quote courtesy of RD
// Edit - Dear Matt. Bruce Willis called. He wants his top back.
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Made my night that bit.
Are people still taking Wagner seriously and getting all worked up? You can tell it's working by all the negative press and now the judges are turning on him as he'd well and truly fudging things up now!
Also Katie singing in the last 1/3 again, despite being bottom 2 again?
How is that okay, but the guy who's clearly a **** take, not ok?
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Katie sounded like a warbling chipmunk on helium. That was painful. Then again, I think all the acts are rubbish.
As much as he irritates me, I hope Wagner bags this. I never thought I'd say that.
And Cheryl is a whinging old horse. She's such a bloody victim the whole time.
As much as he irritates me, I hope Wagner bags this. I never thought I'd say that.
And Cheryl is a whinging old horse. She's such a bloody victim the whole time.
I used to be indifferent to Cheryl COle but after how she acted tonight I can't stand her.
After last weeks fiasco i vowed to stop watching X-Factor, however the wife begged me to watch it with her this week so i relented.
The only thing i can say is....WOW....last nights performances were terrible, every single one of them were below the standard that should be expected at this stage in a "singing" competition.
Matt - Starting to believe all the hype around himself, he really shouldnt, yes he's got a reasonable voice, but thats where it ends, the only reason he's in the competition is because stupid bints like my wife think he's good looking and "down to earth"
Cher - Gurning little freak, again a decent voice when she's not trying to be a gangster rapper, unfortunately everyone seems to be saying she's unique blah blah...she's not unique at all, its all been done before, just because she looks like a bulimic horse does not mean we want her on the TV.
Paige - Tries to come across as a genuine nice guy, but in my opinion comes across as a bit of a smug nob, decent singer, terrible song choices and no one wants to see a gay fat black bloke on the tellybox
One Direction - Keep Justin Bieber-a-like, bin off the other 4 as they are about as much use as a chocolate fire guard, they are only in because the stupid little adolescent girls are voting for them.
Mary - Good, strong powerful voice, unfortunately about as marketable as a horse's foreskin, add in the fact that she looks like she's about to batter the judges everytime they comment on her.
Rebecca - Potentially the one good thing that could come out of this series, but for gods sake why dont they modernise her look, every week she come out looking like a lounge singer with her hair slapped back, there's no wonder she always looks nervous, her hairs pulled back so tightly she cant give any other facial expressions.
Katie - No comment really, the judges want to keep her for some reason, so she's still here, oh and with her new haircut she looks like Mr Tumnus from The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe.
Wagner - Terrible, terrible choice to be on the show, but he's so bad its almost entertaining to watch, he cant sing, shake's like an addict and never blinks...i dont want to see that on my telly.
Sorry for the rant but i had to get it all out, the above are only my own opinions.
The only thing i can say is....WOW....last nights performances were terrible, every single one of them were below the standard that should be expected at this stage in a "singing" competition.
Matt - Starting to believe all the hype around himself, he really shouldnt, yes he's got a reasonable voice, but thats where it ends, the only reason he's in the competition is because stupid bints like my wife think he's good looking and "down to earth"
Cher - Gurning little freak, again a decent voice when she's not trying to be a gangster rapper, unfortunately everyone seems to be saying she's unique blah blah...she's not unique at all, its all been done before, just because she looks like a bulimic horse does not mean we want her on the TV.
Paige - Tries to come across as a genuine nice guy, but in my opinion comes across as a bit of a smug nob, decent singer, terrible song choices and no one wants to see a gay fat black bloke on the tellybox
One Direction - Keep Justin Bieber-a-like, bin off the other 4 as they are about as much use as a chocolate fire guard, they are only in because the stupid little adolescent girls are voting for them.
Mary - Good, strong powerful voice, unfortunately about as marketable as a horse's foreskin, add in the fact that she looks like she's about to batter the judges everytime they comment on her.
Rebecca - Potentially the one good thing that could come out of this series, but for gods sake why dont they modernise her look, every week she come out looking like a lounge singer with her hair slapped back, there's no wonder she always looks nervous, her hairs pulled back so tightly she cant give any other facial expressions.
Katie - No comment really, the judges want to keep her for some reason, so she's still here, oh and with her new haircut she looks like Mr Tumnus from The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe.
Wagner - Terrible, terrible choice to be on the show, but he's so bad its almost entertaining to watch, he cant sing, shake's like an addict and never blinks...i dont want to see that on my telly.
Sorry for the rant but i had to get it all out, the above are only my own opinions.
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No need to apologize. Spot on imo and funny too!
I thought last night was one of the worst live shows there has been on the xfactor. The usually reliable matt had the wrong song and looked uncomfortable in his vest. It pains me to say but I reckon katie was one of if not the best last night!
I thought last night was one of the worst live shows there has been on the xfactor. The usually reliable matt had the wrong song and looked uncomfortable in his vest. It pains me to say but I reckon katie was one of if not the best last night!
I think you mean least offensive in audio terms. To use the word 'best' in any context when describing last nights show serves an injustice to the word.
Zootfloot - your comments are superb
I watched last night show, all the "versions" of the songs were awfull.
Most awful this week:
Mary- I know she is there to try and tap in to some kind of "subo" market, however, she really cant sing, she was off throughout the entire song seemingly trying to sing two different versions of the same song at the same time and then tie it up with the same overblown missplaced shouting at the end which is supposed to a big finish.
The liverpool lass- absolutely abysmal.
Paige- Terrible.
I dont understand how any of these three can escape being at the bottom this week, based purely on what they sang last night none of them should go through.
Nobody was helped this week by poor song choices and frankly idiotic arrangments.
Most awful this week:
Mary- I know she is there to try and tap in to some kind of "subo" market, however, she really cant sing, she was off throughout the entire song seemingly trying to sing two different versions of the same song at the same time and then tie it up with the same overblown missplaced shouting at the end which is supposed to a big finish.
The liverpool lass- absolutely abysmal.
Paige- Terrible.
I dont understand how any of these three can escape being at the bottom this week, based purely on what they sang last night none of them should go through.
Nobody was helped this week by poor song choices and frankly idiotic arrangments.
My sister is currently making me listen to this by blaring it full-volume from the kitchen.
How can anyone watch this rubbish. The never-ending whopping and cheering from the audience is making me tear my hair out.
Lennon must be spinning in his grave.
How can anyone watch this rubbish. The never-ending whopping and cheering from the audience is making me tear my hair out.
Lennon must be spinning in his grave.
