Theres a mental woman who's decided to fall asleep on my doorstep!!

[asim18]

Ok, I know I said I'd never use/call the police again but I've called them for her benefit.

Called them at about midnight. Been almost two hours and still no sign of the police.

If I wake up in the morning and find a dead woman on my doorstep, whether it's dehydration, starvation, or hypothermia or anything... I'm going to be well ****ed off.

If I do wake up in the morning and she's still there, who can I call to have her removed, apart from the police??

 

[Nitefly]

Oh dear. Not ideal.

Try to move her on?

 

[Jambo]

Don't leave her there. Call an ambulance if you can't wake her.

 

[James_N]

Don't leave her there. Call an ambulance if you can't wake her.

This for sure

 

[hurfdurf]

Call her an ambulance, tell them she is being unresponsive to your demands to move on and you are worried for her health.

Don't call the Police, there is a chance they will beat her to death or something else incompetent.

 

[Doohickey]

Is she hot?

 

[Castiel]

Is she hot?

 

[shephga]

Don't open the door, call the police again or as above an ambulance. Don't open the door to a potential world of hassle you don't need. Just let the people who need to know, know then check every now and then by peaking out the window.

 

[asim18]

Don't leave her there. Call an ambulance if you can't wake her.

I've spoken to the Police 4 times now. That's three times too many.

I don't want to risk getting done for wasting emergency service time.

 

[shephga]

Maybe she's LARP'ing and you're under siege

 

[Hades]

Have you tried waking her? If you can't then call an ambulance.

If not then I can't see the police treating it with any urgency or interest (a woman asleep, not hurting anyone, on someones doorstep, not in any immediate danger).

 

[Doohickey]

Pics required. You know the drill.

 

[asim18]

Is she hot?

If she was she'd be asleep with me, not my doorstep.


But seriously, I don't want to approach her as she was shouting in another language/being aggressive before falling asleep.

 

[mrk]

You need to take pictures and video anyway for your records and evidence, for when she murders you in your sleep and the police arrive to find her gone but thankfully you got her on camera.

 

[Hades]

http://www.gaffatape.com/budget-duct-gaffer-tape-category/default.aspx

 

[Jambo]

I've spoken to the Police 4 times now. That's three times too many.

I don't want to risk getting done for wasting emergency service time.

There is no way you will get done for anything if you have someone lying unresponsive on your doorstep. How do you know she is sleeping? What if she has overdosed on something?

I think you should phone an ambulance. You might save her life. Is she wearing warm clothing?

 

[asim18]

I can hear her snoring, I'm actually feeling pretty sorry for her. If she wasn't shouting earlier I'd give her a cup of tea or something but I'm hesitant to directly involve myself.

 

[Castiel]

Just phone an ambulance, tell them someone who you suspect is drunk and viloent has collapsed on your doorstep and you are concerned for her welfare, then call the police informing them the same and that you have called for an ambulance.

The ambulance is duty bound to turn up and the police will have to support.......

Don't just leave her there or approach her yourself.

 

[Hades]

I can hear her snoring, I'm actually feeling pretty sorry for her. If she wasn't shouting earlier I'd give her a cup of tea or something but I'm hesitant to directly involve myself.

Might be worth leaving her a bottle of water for when she wakes up.

Also expect to have to hose down your front garden.

 

[Jambo]

I can hear her snoring, I'm actually feeling pretty sorry for her. If she wasn't shouting earlier I'd give her a cup of tea or something but I'm hesitant to directly involve myself.

Fair enough but you should try and wake her up. If you can't, and for whatever reason won't phone an ambulance, at least cover her with blankets or something.