Well that depends why I was passed out. I'd hope I was never in that situation as I try to be responsible for myself. Anyway, regardless of who you'd want to pick you up, a better question is who is likely to pick you up, because it's unlikely to be Ambulance, especially on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.
I won't respond to the rest as quite frankly it doesn't deserve a response, but I do still wish I could swear at small minded individuals who don't really have a clue in the slightest.
Oh colour me surprised, a Police officer who when challenged can't defend himself! Just like in the real world.
Good for you being responsible, as am I, if only the real world worked like that then captain hindsight wouldn't have to exist. Alas, as well as sensible people who have been bought up in privilege like you and I exist, so do vulnerable people who have not had such upbringings who sometimes find themselves in need of assistance.
I didn't ask who would be more likely, I didn't say all Police were scum and likely to kick a mentally ill or drunks head in for fun, I simply asked you who you would rather be picked up by, and you couldn't answer the question, because the facts are on my side, not the Police, and as Police job approval ratings are across the board falling through the floor, the public are clearly beginning to notice thanks to greater transparency, modern mobile phones securing evidence that cannot be covered up and better and more free communication amongst the public thanks to the internet exposing the bad Police more often.
Eventually the good guys win, it will just take time, and part of that is the decent Police no longer covering up for the criminal ones, and part of that is you yourself, as a Police officer, admitting that there are serious issues in the Police force that need addressing.
Until then, combat liberalism.