Thermos flask borked

ElvisFan · 7 Nov 2006 at 22:21

This forum's full of puffs.

A gland plier or stilson would have done the trick in 2 seconds.

R.O.S.S.I · 7 Nov 2006 at 23:00

All the usuals. Nuke it from orbit, punch it in the ovaries or kill it with fire.

nichorob · 7 Nov 2006 at 23:10

jdickerson said:
the thing now appears to be sealed by the hand of Thor

I know im late but LOL.

meghatronic · 7 Nov 2006 at 23:37

Frank Butcher said:
I know im late but LOL.

As I've had a drink since I started this thread... why do people lol so much at that? Am I weird?

nichorob · 8 Nov 2006 at 00:06

No your not weird, its one of those rare moments on the net where I read something and genuinely laugh. Im not sure why its funny, just is

meghatronic · 8 Nov 2006 at 00:12

Frank Butcher said:
No your not weird, its one of those rare moments on the net where I read something and genuinely laugh. Im not sure why its funny, just is

Then my work here is done

I'm still deciding what to have for lunch tomos.. options:

- Come home for lunch, have pizza (morrisons chck/bacon) or something else.
- Take lunch with me, have this spicy chicken noodle (no fat, no taste) thing, or more SOUP in the THERMOS

- Go out for lunch... Chinese buffet! (£5!!!!)

I have too much time on my hands...

Efour · 8 Nov 2006 at 08:09

Best of luck opening/using/eating whatever you have chosen for todays lunch!

meghatronic · 8 Nov 2006 at 11:22

Efour2 said:
Best of luck opening/using/eating whatever you have chosen for todays lunch!

I have chosen to stay at home until after lunch today... (actually, that's a lie, I overslept). But nevertheless, with all the paraphanalia in the house - I'm pretty sure I can handly almost any opening emergency... except opening a chest cavity.... I don't have the tools for that.... but then again, I'm not a fan of human heart. The cardiac muscle is a sod to digest and the purkinje fibres get stuck in my teeth.

So, pizza it is!

I opened it and split it up last night and wrapped it in cling film

so unless I can't open that.... I should be okay... and if I can't open that, well I need a shrink... (get it? cling film --> shrink rap --> shrink? I'll get my coat....)