Thieves at work!!!

Acme said:
How do you accidentally take a yoghurt that you didn't put in the fridge? :p

Someone was just hungry and being opportunistic.

Not work but, I stayed in a crap B&B once and shared a bungalow with some woman, seperate rooms, lockable doors, but a shared kitchen and fridge.

I was trying to sleep, but she had her door open and kept talking on skype, talking to her cat, playing music, and loudly performing acts upon her person... I politely asked her to keep it down and was met with violent threats. In the morning I found that she had eaten 2 of the 4 donuts I had left in the fridge, so before I left I replaced the contents of her toothpaste tube with hand soap. :D
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Replace Shampoo with hair removal cream would've been better :p
 
randal said:
Did you consider they were using your milk to nurse a sweet but poorly innocent kitten back to health?

Monster.
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Yes. I knew there were.

As the kitten was dying I pooped through it's letterbox.

Acme said:
I was trying to sleep, but she had her door open and kept talking on skype, talking to her cat, playing music, and loudly performing acts upon her person... I politely asked her to keep it down and was met with violent threats. In the morning I found that she had eaten 2 of the 4 donuts I had left in the fridge, so before I left I replaced the contents of her toothpaste tube with hand soap. :D
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In all fairness you sort of deserved it - who puts doughnuts in the fridge?

Also you do realise she was probably a working girl on one of them "websites"
 
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pitchfork said:
Yes. I knew there were.

As the kitten was dying I pooped through it's letterbox.



In all fairness you sort of deserved it - who puts doughnuts in the fridge?

Also you do realise she was probably a working girl on one of them "websites"
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It was a very hot night and they had chocolate on them. They were also in an unopened box.

I doubt it, when she was talking it was innocent chit chat and she was wearing a tracksuit thing and a long jumper. When she was performing said acts upon herself, her laptop was closed and she appeared to be half asleep sprawled weirdly across the bed. Not the most attractive of lasses I may add. Let's just say I didn't need to see that. :p

And no that wasn't the moment at which I asked her to keep it down, I was on my way out to the car to grab a pillow. :rolleyes:

That really was a rubbish night.
 
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get another one, and using a syringe inject some of your urine in it, place in fridge, leave to be stolen,

then around 3pm, group email, explaining
 
Least it was only a yoghurt. Someone at my work had a litre bottle of vodka stolen from the staff food cupboard. (It was put in there for somewhere to put it, not to drink at lunch :D)
 
When I put stuff in the staff fridge, I write the directors name on it.

No-one touches my stuff. Would you eat your directors Yoghurt? Didn't think so.

/closed
 
LeeUK said:
Least it was only a yoghurt. Someone at my work had a litre bottle of vodka stolen from the staff food cupboard. (It was put in there for somewhere to put it, not to drink at lunch :D)
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Yeah, everyone knows you either keep the work hooch in a decanter in your office or hide it away in your desk if it's frowned upon.

Cupboard in the kitchen? Bah.
 
Someone regularly stole my home made soup in an old work, I knew who it was as others dobbed the little **** in.

But he would never admit to it and HR would only ever 'politely suggest' to stick to his own produce.

Naturally, I resorted to dirty tactics. Lax...

A lot's of it, I cooked a really nice tomato and chorizo soup. Smelled gorgeous. I put so much lax in it I'm not sure if it didn't cause permanent damage to the poor *****.

2 cubicles in the office, both busy... Oh the mess, oh such a mess.

I did nothing wrong, it was his food HR?? What are you on about? He went insane after being off for a few days. I got a verbal warning for disrupting the work place, never been so happy to receive one. Little ****.
 
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