Thieves at work!!!

FortuitousFluke said:
I'm intrigued by the way this thread is going. I predict that another 2 pages will see someone suggesting a course of action that is technically cannibalism.
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could kill the guys parents, once hes identified, mince them and make them into a pie... making sure to leave in a tooth so he knows hes eating human :D
 
arknor said:
sounds like an urban legend....
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I assure you the source is quite reputable, we're not talking recently though, this will have happened decades ago. My Dad did a similar thing (but not as life threating :p) when he was working in his lab. He coated his in special dye (don't know what, but the stuff they have around to penetrate cells) which would have required someone to quite literally scrub their skin off in order to remove it. He never had problems with food theft again :D I think this one is more applicable to OP if he can get his hands on some of the stuff
 
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Gammawolf said:
My Dad did a similar thing (but not as life threating :p) when he was working in his lab. He coated his in special dye (don't know what, but the stuff they have around to penetrate cells) which would have required someone to quite literally scrub their skin off in order to remove it.
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How did your father get this dye off his hands and mouth when he wanted to eat his own food?
 
I don't get why people would steal home cooked food.

Branded packaged food used to always get nicked in my old work fridge. To a point where I once pierced a sandwhich packet with a small hole and put that "Pain hot sauce" inside the sandwhich. Soon found the culprit.
 
timmy222 said:
I used to enjoy a beef and onion pie for dinner but when placed in the work fridge they would often get nicked.
So I purchased said pie and left it on my parcel shelf in the car for 5 days, made sure any mold was removed and placed pie in the works fridge.
The chap who stole the pie suffered diarrhea of epic proportions and took a week off work.
My pie never got nicked again. :)
He was a greedy **** and justice was done.
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This is a special kind of genius! :D
 
How do you accidentally take a yoghurt that you didn't put in the fridge? :p

Someone was just hungry and being opportunistic.

Not work but, I stayed in a crap B&B once and shared a bungalow with some woman, seperate rooms, lockable doors, but a shared kitchen and fridge.

I was trying to sleep, but she had her door open and kept talking on skype, talking to her cat, playing music, and loudly performing acts upon her person... I politely asked her to keep it down and was met with violent threats. In the morning I found that she had eaten 2 of the 4 donuts I had left in the fridge, so before I left I replaced the contents of her toothpaste tube with hand soap. :D
 
Acme said:
How do you accidentally take a yoghurt that you didn't put in the fridge? :p

Someone was just hungry and being opportunistic.

Not work but, I stayed in a crap B&B once and shared a bungalow with some woman, seperate rooms, lockable doors, but a shared kitchen and fridge.

I was trying to sleep, but she had her door open and kept talking on skype, talking to her cat, playing music, and loudly performing acts upon her person... I politely asked her to keep it down and was met with violent threats. In the morning I found that she had eaten 2 of the 4 donuts I had left in the fridge, so before I left I replaced the contents of her toothpaste tube with hand soap. :D
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or the red dwarf favourite
swapping it for a tube of contraceptive jelly :D
 
I will never know if she brushed her teeth with soap, because I left immediately afterwards. But I like to imagine that she did. :p
 
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