Things You Find Funny... That You Shouldn't

Karl said:
Latest one was a guy getting a bottle of lucozade out of the fridge in a shop, going to throw it up and catch it again and missing it completely, spooning it onto the floor then having to run after it as it skidded across the shop floor & checkouts.
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Now that sort of thing is funny, laughing at people for their misfortune is harsh, but people that try to be/look cool and **** it up is priceless!
 
I laugh when I see little kids fall over, they hit the ground, pause for about 5 seconds and then start screaming, it's only after they start screaming their parent comes over to quicky pull them from the ground with one arm.
 
Fat guys on mopeds, bloody hilarious. The fatter the better of course. I mean, why buy a moped if your body is just gonna engulf the back end of it completely? :eek:
 
hehehehehe i was in the mall ... it was raining outside... there were cones by all the doors warning people to be carefull when coming in as the floor was slippy...

as i was taking all this in a woman (middle aged not old) walked in, obviously trying to be careful about slipping... and somehow both her legs managed to slip at exactly the same time and she in what seemed to be slow motion fell down on her ass...

she was ok and a person next to her helped her up... but i had to hold in a laugh while i walked past only to let it out when she was out of earshot :D
 
Rancidelephant said:
Was on the beginner slope this winter teaching a couple of girls to snowboard. During this a lady was skiing a little out of control and seemed to have no idea how to stop ... She was turning a little this way and that and i as quite sure she was going to go straight onto a road which was about a 5 meter drop down ... i was getting a little worried. The she turned slightly towards a hut and seemed to slow right down. 3 seconds later however it became aparent that she hadn't slowed down at all and smashed into this hut very hard, smashing a window and making a red mess on the floor. the 3 of us fell over laughing which we were sure we shouldn't do but it was very very funny ...

Old people falling over has never particularly amused me but people hurting themselves in amusing ways is generally funny.
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you laughed at someone who was badly cut and injured :eek:
 
Murf said:
Fat guys on mopeds, bloody hilarious. The fatter the better of course. I mean, why buy a moped if your body is just gonna engulf the back end of it completely? :eek:
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Yeh, forget fisting, these guys are into biking. :eek:
 
Neon said:
when little children fall over, on there face, especially when they smile then start crying... or even when they just cry in general, makes me laugh :confused:
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when they fall over and its quite obvious they never hurt themselves AT ALL and then cry about 30seconds later, brings a smirk :p
 
A young couple (they must be 15/16 years old) who live on my street.

Everyday, they walk past the house shouting at each other.

"Oh my god I can't believe you did that.
"What did I do?!?!"
"You know damn well what you did, you ****** idiot"
"No, I don't you silly cow, tell me"
"You knocked on for me 5 minutes early. I looked a right mess"

Or something equally as stupid.

Gotta love teenage relationships :D
 
OvertoneBliss said:
Yeh, forget fisting, these guys are into biking. :eek:
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*Snigger* :D

As far as the whole "Fought for your freedom" thing, chances are most old people still out and about these days didn't. Just because something happens to a veteran rather than a non veteran wouldn't make it any less funny either as to the person watching it's just a person. For all we know OvertoneBliss only sees old age ex-cons falling over. :p
 
Karl said:
Latest one was a guy getting a bottle of lucozade out of the fridge in a shop, going to throw it up and catch it again and missing it completely, spooning it onto the floor then having to run after it as it skidded across the shop floor & checkouts.
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^^ the only actually funny thing in this thread :D
 
i'm going to hell i reckon but blame south part (timmy). When i see people in wheel chairs etc my mate says there's timmy and i wet myself.

 
I'm always sniggering at my son when he gets told off by his mum.. He's just comical and I have to leave the room because he shouldn't see me laughing.

For example the other night, he wouldn't go to bed. He was in a right huff and his mum was telling him off. So he replied by saying "well i'm going to sit on the toilet all evening and there is nothing you can do about it"!!

#sniggers and leaves room#
:D
 
OvertoneBliss said:
That reminds me. People who have nothing better to do than follow somebody's life and ridicule them as much as possible based on the way their life is portrayed on an internet forum. Hilarious. :)
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You asked a question so i answered

Your life/internet life does make me laugh
 
G|mp said:
You asked a question so i answered

Your life/internet life does make me laugh
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And where was the need to attack me to feel good in front of your little audience? All of whom, no doubt, think you're quite pathetic for carrying it on.

I get over my problems, but for you, it's like the centre of your world. It's very very sad.

Plus, you don't know my life. At all. Who knows, maybe you just love winding people up and I guess I'm stupid for letting you... but it's just OLDDDDD! You know, get a hobby or something.

Oh, I emailed you via the address in your trust. Hopefully, you'll read it and act your age, eh? I'm not betting on it though.

Phil.
 
I didnt attack you at any point :confused:

And what audience :confused:

Am i supposed to be doing this for someone elses amusement other than my own :confused:
 
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