Things you say just without thinking . .

Went to the chemist for some medication that was available in either table form or cream form, whilst discussing with the nice looking chemist (and the shop quickly filling up) what to have i blurted out in a not so quiet voice " ill just have some oral please"............
 
Phate said:
I once jokingly said to my sister

"So when's the baby due?" (her bf was there)

all I heard was cutlery dropping and smashing as my parents were having dinner in the room next door, also heard some choking :p

EDIT: Abitta - lol!!!
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lol

Tute said:
"What does it think it is? A vibrating banana?"
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omg.... lmfao - what a classic line!
 
In my first year at Uni, one of the modules involved UML modelling. The lecturer was talking about the software we'd be using in practicals (Together 2 IIRC) when a guy stood up infront of the packed lecture theater and asked her totally seriously "Can we get together at home?". The whole room burst out laughing :)
 
I was rushing to buy something in Sainsburys for dinner once, as the misses had already started cooking at home and needed something else.

I was trying to get down an aisle to the checkouts and two women were totally blocking it with their trolleys and having a nice chat. As I tried to squeeze past, one of them was saying "yes, I lost my child too about 3 years ago" and I just blurted out, "well maybe you should be more bloody careful next time".

As soon as I said it, I realised what she'd meant, and what I'd said. There were two shocked gasps as words sunk in. And I disappeared as fast as I could manage before one of them went ballistic.

I felt terrible afterwards. :(
 
Another one, not something I said but was said to me.

I was walking through the coffee bar at work and there are loads of people sitting around drinking coffee. I spotted an ultra-foxy french chick I knew from the next office coming the other way, as we met I just said "hi ***** how are you doing today?" to which she replied (loudly in a french accent) "I'm great thanks, when are you going to give me that ride you promised me?". :o

I went bright red and almost choked, and everyone in earshot stopped what they were doing, talking etc, and stared at us. ***** realised what she'd said and went bright red too, and we both legged it off to the office sharpish.

A few weeks before I'd bought a Subaru and she'd asked if I'd take her for a ride in it, and I'd said of course, give me a shout whenever. :D

I did a few days later. :)
 
Abba CD

While working as the manager of the coop electrical dept in the Brighton Department store, a lady came up to the desk with an ABBA CD to buy. Not paying much attention and being in a slightly flippant mood, I said, "Oh you will be the Dancing queen tonight."

To which I only got a rather deep grunt in reply. When I actually looked at the customer, I noticed it was a man dressed as a woman!:D
 
I had this moment, yesterday. But it wasn't me who did it. :)
We have just got a new laptop in store and I was playing on it, and useing the finger print reader, it had built in. So, this young lady who works with me asked about it, the convosation went like this..

Girl: "Rob, what are you doing?"
Me: " Just playing with this finger print reader."
Girl " So, now we can only use this laptop, if you're around to unlock it?"
Me: "Erm, I guess so?"
Girl: "So, everytime I need to use it, I must call out and say, Rob, I need your finger now!"

At that point I just laughed out loud at her, and said, "Not quite, hey..?"

Shame, she went red and walked off..:D
 
The other day in a lecture, we were talking about a certain bacteria which causes a disease and is common in homemade mayonaise. We were obviously having a laugh about it etc. Queue, my slightly camp mate, who was daydreaming when we were joking about it, coming out of his day dream and half shouting "i LOVE homemade mayonaise"

I couldn't breathe for about 5 minutes.
 
I completely and utterly don't understand this thread. I can guarantee that if she said that she WAS thinking about it.

Are you implying that you said 'oh really?' without thinking? That was definitely not the worst thing to say. You could have done worse.

Why exactly did you not give her your number? Write it on her hand. If she doesn't call - who gives a damn? You definitely won't get anywhere if you don't give her anything to go with.
 
That isn't the point of this thread :confused: the point is to see what other people have stupidly said that has turned into a funny situation.

Heck I've been looking through this and chuckling to meself.

Vampire made me laugh hard with his first one though :D
 
yes i was queuing in bhs , british home stores waiting to pay for some black trousers and the women at the till said , IS IT BIG , i didnt say anything , she then said , CAN I SEE IT
and there was about 4 people in the queue and 3 ladys at the counter , 1 was being a dirty b**** right infront of all these people to me LOL , i will never forget that day
 
gord said:
"Gay"

I use it as a term for bad.. when really it doesnt mean anything like it. Dont know why/how ive picked it up but it was during my teens.

Most embarrassing use of it was when i worked at a bank and my superior was gay. Something went wrong with calculating up at the end of the day and i shouted "gay" at my computer.. queue all staff looking at me.. i blanked them.. and threw more abuse at the computer to show i wasnt being homophobic.. oops
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always gets me too, if i half trip on a pavement, i quietly "gay", if something goes wrong "gay"

to me, gay means damn, lame/crap
 
mosehn said:
yes i was queuing in bhs , british home stores waiting to pay for some black trousers and the women at the till said , IS IT BIG , i didnt say anything , she then said , CAN I SEE IT
and there was about 4 people in the queue and 3 ladys at the counter , 1 was being a dirty b**** right infront of all these people to me LOL , i will never forget that day
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At least she didn't try to hug or kiss you, but that's another thread, I think. :D

I'm constantly speaking without thinking. One of these days it is going to get me slapped, bottled or worse.
 
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