Things you say just without thinking . .

When in school I went to stay at a friends house one friday. The next afternoon we got into his mothers car to drive me to the train station. Cue an old lady with a walking stick walking past the back of the car slowly and my friends mum saying "I hate that woman, she always annoys me" to which I automatically without even thinking reply with "Yeah, I hate cripples to".
 
Worked behind the local pub bar a good few years back, was talking to a couple who were always in on a tuesday night (i'd been working there for a couple of years and they had been in most tuesday nights). We got onto where we lived, the girl told me her street name and i was like 'Ooooh, i know a girl who lives up there her name is Joanne', she said she thought she might know who i meant and asked what i thought of her, 'Phwoar, she's a right go'er, pretty much every at school has been through her she's a proper slapper, if you want a good time she's your girl!!'. Her fella by this point was nearly falling over gasping for breath and turning purple.

Girl's final reply before storming out 'She's my little baby sister you ****'

Needless to say, when they came back in the following week i had to apologise profusely, what was even worse was when she said 'Don't apologise to me, apologise to her' as the little baby sister from my year in school walked through the door!
 
kefkef said:
Worked behind the local pub bar a good few years back, was talking to a couple who were always in on a tuesday night (i'd been working there for a couple of years and they had been in most tuesday nights). We got onto where we lived, the girl told me her street name and i was like 'Ooooh, i know a girl who lives up there her name is Joanne', she said she thought she might know who i meant and asked what i thought of her, 'Phwoar, she's a right go'er, pretty much every at school has been through her she's a proper slapper, if you want a good time she's your girl!!'. Her fella by this point was nearly falling over gasping for breath and turning purple.

Girl's final reply before storming out 'She's my little baby sister you ****'

Needless to say, when they came back in the following week i had to apologise profusely, what was even worse was when she said 'Don't apologise to me, apologise to her' as the little baby sister from my year in school walked through the door!
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Lol Then What happened you get A big slap
 
I've said loads of stuid stuff without thinking.

A couple of days ago I was looking through some of my mates photos from when he was on holiday with his ex (who is also my friend) He's not properly over her even though it has been ages since they went out.

I saw a girl in a pink bikini in a jungle in the distance and said "Who is the random fit bird" cue silence and me flicking to the next photo of his ex up close. oops.

What made it worse was that his ex's best mate was there and i had also seen a vid a few days before accidentally on his pc of him and her.


ha ha ha. I sort of laughed it off, he or no one else said anything though. However i was feeling too crap to care anyway.
 
The Macmillan Cancer Trust advert was on TV the other day, and one of the lines in it was "We know living with a Terminal illness can be hard" to which on impulse i bleated out, "hardly, it only lasts a few months" my friends who were there didnt know whether to laugh or not...

to this day i dont know where my words came from... im quite a caring person generally speaking.
 
i remember when the news came through that Mr McCann got mugged and lost his wallet.

I just busted out with "He just keep loasing things, doesn't he?" The was a moments silince then the whole room of people just brust out laughing
 
My sister was looking through brochures for old retirement ppls homes with my great granfer. I picked up of the brochures and mis read it, or was thinking of something else and said "what about this one, Meadow Homes, we care so you dont have too" Sister was laughing, granfer didnt get it:p
 
roysters said:
I was once introduced to a girl who's second name was roast, me being the idiot I am asked her 'so is your first name Spit'

She was not amused.
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:D


gord. I used the word "gay" a lot aswel when at school and still do a bit now. A lot of people i know do, even those in their 30s
 
Vampire said:
I was trying to get down an aisle to the checkouts and two women were totally blocking it with their trolleys and having a nice chat. As I tried to squeeze past, one of them was saying "yes, I lost my child too about 3 years ago" and I just blurted out, "well maybe you should be more bloody careful next time".
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I'm going to Hell for laughing at that one... :D

robgmun said:
i remember when the news came through that Mr McCann got mugged and lost his wallet.

I just busted out with "He just keep loasing things, doesn't he?" The was a moments silince then the whole room of people just brust out laughing
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Ditto...
 
We were sitting in a crowded pub one lunchtime waiting for our food to be delivered. The waitress came into the room and called out what she had - lasagne, curry and Cumberland sausage. I was ravenous, stuck my hand up and in a load voice shouted out "I'm the sausage!".
 
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