This Instant And Moment - 2019!

[Akagi]

No that was just the first one

30 mins left of work \o/ (and then back in tomorrow :/ )

Owh

You aren't too old for me -mwah- you might be too mean though!

I also have another half hour of work, and am also back in tomorrow for some reason it's been really busy today, I was expecting it to be dead. Hopefully tomorrow is dead instead...

 

[Akagi]

Aww I'm only teasing. Actually one of the reasons would be because you're mean to me lol

@Clov!s meh I can't eat flapjacks anyway

Always in jest

I want a flapjack now...

 

[Akagi]

Easiest fight of my life

You wanna bet? First I'll put you to the floor, then I'll sit on you so you can't get up.

 

[Akagi]

Sounds like you guys won't be needing secretspy

I'm sure theres room for one more. It is Christmas after all.

 

[Akagi]

I’ll bet you all the money in my bank right now

For money I could do anything. You're getting surprise shanked half way through the floor fumble.

Or just send me a couple of grand so I can stay afloat for a few more months and I'll let you get away with suggesting you could beat me. muahaha

 

[Akagi]

Watch out.... you going to get all sorts of weird messages asking for your PayPal address now. OOF!

Everything has a price. Try me.

 

[Akagi]

Mate I spent my younger years being a thug on the streets of Birmingham, I’d ruin you

My hatred of brummies will only aid me.

I never knew you were scum! Thought you were alright!

 

[Akagi]

I’m scum with money

Most people in brum are.
Boastfulness is not becoming.

 

[Akagi]

I am so lost with what y'all are going on about I feel like I need some alcohol

I'm so stuffed, yet I still wanna nibble on food lol
my guts telling me no, but my brain, my braaaaain is telling me yessss

That's what Christmas does.
I wonder how much weight I'll have put on when I hop on the scales tomorrow morning...

 

[Akagi]

Struggling to find the show us your tattoo thread. Where is it these days?

Probably archived for some reason.

 

[Akagi]

It is about somewhere

Perhaps this one will do you?

https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/show-us-your-meat.18435284/

 

[Akagi]

Look I've emailed you pictures of my meat on many occasions I don't get why you keep asking

They keep getting blocked by the SPAM filter.

 

[Akagi]

It's probably because it's too large

Have you tried zipping it up?

 

[Akagi]

Lighter malfunction? How does a lighter malfunction and shoot fire three inches horizontally?

How drunk were you?

 

[Akagi]

ECP sent me the wrong drive belt, which I paid £4 extra to have delivered today... Spent an hour and a half trying to fit it before I was certain it was the wrong one, by which time they had closed... Also every other auto parts store in a 20 mile radius... (I tried calling about 20) - I'm so ****** off right now. No car for the next 2 days...

 

[Akagi]

You're cursed mate That, or the auto parts retail scene is just cack.

Both.