Heard a commotion out the back earlier so had a good watch of the local wildlife and spotted 2 feral beasts involved in some form of a mating ritual.
One was white and the other looked like a Nigerian prince.
White guy > you tried to kick me
African guy stands there waiting.
The white guy is dancing around giving it the old "come on then" etc.
A few stones go back and fourth
He starts coming forwards again and the african guy picks up a fallen tree branch to defend himself.
The white chav now starts to bottle it shouting in an almost pleading voice "put the stick down then and I'll knock you out" repeat x 10
Nigerian Prince picks up a rock he can barely manage with one arm.
The chav guy bottles it again and dances backwords.
Small stand off from about 30ft whilst the white guy starts becoming racist
now realising he's out of his depth and an African warlord has taken over the other man body he starts to walk off whilst shouting "your going to get stabbed"
Welcome to England
I'm guessing the Chav started it and the other guy was just going about his business.
seen the same chav around here a few times, I think he visits some young womans house.
I heard her chasing him down the street one day because he stole her debit card.
Got some proper chav family next door who like it quiet though, any bother out the back and my neighbours usually at his window swearing at them to go away
I wouldn't dare I'd be too worried someone would stone my windows