** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

[Frozennova]

Currently judging @Hyburnate for his parking skill as work has sent me stalking him again

 

[robfosters]

Why would a couple feel that in the middle of a busy pub is the best place for a domestic? Apparently, this fella spends too much time with his mates when she needs him at home to help with the kids.

 

[russell664]

Why would a couple feel that in the middle of a busy pub is the best place for a domestic? Apparently, this fella spends too much time with his mates when she needs him at home to help with the kids.

Because... thug life.

 

[MikeTheNative]

Because... thug chav life.

Fixed

 

[Phate]

Back to work after 10 days off....literally thousands of emails.

Fortunately I had about 200 that needed reading. Still took me an hour!

 

[MikeTheNative]

Back to work after 10 days off....literally thousands of emails.

Fortunately I had about 200 that needed reading. Still took me an hour!

Click, Shift, Click, Delete, sorted.

 

[Phate]

Ctrl + a, right click "mark as read"

et voila!

Fortunately I am pretty strict with Outlook rules. So whilst I had a lot of emails. 90% of it was organised into folders, making it more manageable

 

[ChrisD.]

It's May...

 

[MikeTheNative]

Ctrl + a, right click "mark as read"

et voila!

Fortunately I am pretty strict with Outlook rules. So whilst I had a lot of emails. 90% of it was organised into folders, making it more manageable

Luckily I don't get too many emails so if I'm off work for a week I might get 20 or 30.

It's May...

Yep, it will be Christmas soon.

 

[Hyburnate]

Currently judging @Hyburnate for his parking skill as work has sent me stalking him again

Hahahaha. Mate, my neighbours have two children, they don't give a crap and just let the doors fly open They always go "What gives with your parking" don't have the heart to tell them that it's flawless and I don't trust them

 

[Phate]

Yep, it will be Christmas soon.

Maybe he means we need a new thread

 

[ChrisD.]

Bingo.

 

[MikeTheNative]

Ohh yeah, It's early on Monday Tuesday morning so let me off.

 

[Phate]

I'm just finishing coffee. Someone else can do it

 

[Tefal]

Off to the Vatican city with a transsexual Muslim prostitute...



Rome is awesome though off to Sorrento this afternoon for a week

 

[MikeTheNative]

How else would you visit the Vatican? Fascinating place, are you going in the museum as well?

 

[Frozennova]

Hahahaha. Mate, my neighbours have two children, they don't give a crap and just let the doors fly open They always go "What gives with your parking" don't have the heart to tell them that it's flawless and I don't trust them

I'd guessed as much

 

[Hyburnate]

I'd guessed as much

Yep Not worth taking chances, plus if anything it gives them more room We've got another car to fit somewhere yet and I want a project car to learn on, been looking at an MR2 but I do have access to a family members garage, just need to ask nicely

 

[Frozennova]

Yep Not worth taking chances, plus if anything it gives them more room We've got another car to fit somewhere yet and I want a project car to learn on, been looking at an MR2 but I do have access to a family members garage, just need to ask nicely

I know that feeling, moving to Moulton end of the week and we've only got two parking spaces, having a nightmare to find a garage to rent anywhere nearby

 

[Tefal]

How else would you visit the Vatican? Fascinating place, are you going in the museum as well?

Yeah did the museums sistine Chappell etx

Cool but you're basically in one giant slow movin queue the whole time