This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

Smigly · 30 Jan 2013 at 22:51

I need to be up early and can't bring myself to go to bed in case I miss anything important.

bloodiedathame · 30 Jan 2013 at 22:53

Goddam if I didn't have a wife, child and work tomorrow, I'd be in the car, picking up OCUKers on the way to yak.h'cir's, GoPro on the dash, ready for a Devon showdown!

NZB · 30 Jan 2013 at 22:55

Smigly said:
I need to be up early and can't bring myself to go to bed in case I miss anything important.

It's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again.

That should about cover you till morning

troops · 30 Jan 2013 at 22:56

Dont you mean tractor and trailer in Devon.

Smigly · 30 Jan 2013 at 22:58

NZB said:
It's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again.

That should about cover you till morning

Danke.

Lethagized · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:00

7 pages. Wow. TLDR please gents. With bullet points

{SAS}TB · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:01

Lethagized said:
7 pages. Wow. TLDR please gents. With bullet points

NZB said:
It's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again, it's on again, it's off again.

jsmoke · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:02

Lethagized said:
7 pages. Wow. TLDR please gents. With bullet points

Phone nicked, still got some remote functions but no GPS, downloaded numbers, photos, audio and have an address for theif. Police told but no action yet. Phone goes on and off.

estebanrey · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:05

Clav said:
Control panel > edit options > number of posts per page

This is a 7 page thread!

Captain Planet said:
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Edit: beaten!

Cheers guys, much better.

troops · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:06

Plus hes had dinner dont forget

AshD93 · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:06

Lethagized said:
7 pages. Wow. TLDR please gents. With bullet points

-Someone nicked OP's phone
-OP has anti-theft software
-Thief keeps taking photo of himself and OP is getting them
-OP is tracking him down to address level

-OP is going to get into his boxing stance and knock 50 shades of grey out of him.

troops · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:08

-OP is going to get into his boxing stance and knock 50 shades of grey out of him.

Lethagized · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:08

Thanks boys. Made my chuckle

Begbie · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:09

Searched for F5 gif, no idea what this is all about.

estebanrey · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:09

Why haven't the police got him yet? OP has given them his photo, his number, his GPS location and his contacts. What else do they bloody need?

Lethagized · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:10

AshD93 said:
-OP is going to get into his boxing stance and knock one out over 50 shades of grey in front of him

Fixed

Begbie · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:10

Coffee, donuts and 10 speeding offences to give out first.

Smigly · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:11

Probably a name so they can put him through their intel systems for an address and PNC.

Antar Bolaeisk · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:12

estebanrey said:
Why haven't the police got him yet? OP has given them his photo, his number, his GPS location and his contacts. What else do they bloody need?

The phone was in his house all along, it's like a modern version of When a Stranger Calls.

I bet Magnolia would watch it too it's that damn good.

troops · 30 Jan 2013 at 23:13

More likely shift changed and might check it out in next few days.